06 Alias the Saint

"Well--I wonder. . . . But he certainly earned the name, and he's never given it a chance to be forgotten. He's capitalized it arid played it up for all it's worth. So I can give you an even more subtle joke. It goes like this: 'For whosoever will save his life shall lose it. . . .'"

Patricia looked at him curiously. If she had not known the Saint so well, she would have looked at him impatiently; but she knew him very well.

She said: "Let's hear what you mean, lad. I can't follow all your riddles.'"

"And I can't always give the answers," said the Saint.

His chair tilted back as he lounged in it. He inhaled intently from his cigarette, and gazed at the ceiling through a cloud of smoke,

"A hunch," said the Saint, "isn't a thing that goes easily to words. Words are so brutally logical, and a hunch is the reverse of logic. And a hunch, in a way, is a riddle; but it has no answer. When you get an answer, it isn't the answer to a riddle, or the answer to a hunch; it's the end of a story. I don't know if that's quite clear."

"It isn't," said Patricia.

The Saint blew three smoke rings as if he had a personal grudge against them.

"My great tragedy, sweetheart," he remarked modestly, "is that I'm completely and devastatingly sane. And the world we live in is not sane. All the insanities of the world used to worry me crazy, without exception--once upon a time. But now, in my old age, I'm more discriminating. Half the things in that newspaper, which I'm pleased to say I've never read from end to end, are probably of-fenses against sanity. And if you come to a rag like the Daily Record, about ninety-eight percent of its printed area is devoted to offenses against sanity. And the fact has ceased to bother me. I swear to you, Pat, that I could read a Daily Record right through without groaning aloud more than twice. That's my discrimination. When I read that an obscure biologist in Minneapolis has said that men would easily live to be three hundred if they nourished themselves on an exclusive diet of green bananas and vaseline, I'm merely bored. The thing is a simple of tense against sanity. But when I'm always hearing about a Man Who Cannot Die, it annoys me. The thing is more than a simple offense against sanity. It sticks up and makes me stare at it. It's like finding one straight black line in a delirious patchwork of colours. It's more. It's like going to a menagerie and finding a man exhibited in one of the cages. Just because a Man Who Cannot Die isn't a simple insult to insanity. He's an insult to a much bigger thing. He's an insult to humanity."

"And where does this hunch lead to?" asked Patricia, practically.

Simon shrugged.

"I wish I were sure," he said,'

Then, suddenly, he sat upright.

"Do you know," he said, in a kind of incomprehensible anger, "I've a damned good mind to see if I can't break that man's record! He infuriates me. And isn't he asking for it? Isn't he just asking someone to take up the challenge and see what can be done about it?"

The girl regarded him in bewilderment.

"Do you mean you want to try to kill him?" she asked blankly.

"I don't," said the Saint "I mean I want to try to make him live."

For a long time Patricia gazed at him in silence. And then, with a little shake of her head, half laughing, half perplexed, she stood up,

"You've been reading too much G.K. Chesterton," she said. "And you can't do anything about Hallin to-day, anyway. We're late enough as it is."

The Saint smiled slowly, and rose to his feet.

"You're dead right, as usual, old dear," he murmured amiably. "I'll go and get out the car."

And he went; but he did not forget Miles Hallin. And he never forgot his hunch about the man who could not die. For the Saint's hunches were nearly always unintelligible to anyone but himself, and always very real and intelligible to him; and all at once he had realized that in Miles Hallin he was going to find a strange story--he did not then know how strange.

2

Miles Hallin, as the Saint had complained, really was something very like a national institution. He was never called wealthy, but he always seemed to be able to indulge his not inexpensive hobbies without stint. It was these hobbies which had confirmed him in the reputation that Simon Templar so much disliked.

Miles Hallin was so well known that the newspapers never even troubled to mention the fact. Lesser lights in the news, Simon had discovered, were invariably accounted for. They were "the famous cricketer" or "the well-known novelist" or perhaps, with a more delicate conceit, "the actor." Simon Templar always had an uneasy feeling that these explanations were put in as a kind of covering each-way bet--in case the person referred to should become well known without anyone knowing why. But Miles Hallin was just--Miles Hallin.