She braced herself and stepped into the sauna. Donna Bruce was lying on the floor, partly covered by a towel, her face swollen beyond recognition. Every part of her body that was visible had suffered the same fate. The woman had literally been stung to death.
She swallowed.“How—how did they get the bees in here?”
Uncle Alec gestured at the fan that was placed in the ceiling.“They reversed the airflow and placed an entire batch of bees on top of it. The little beasties must have been pretty pissed off when they were propelled past the fan’s blades and into this extremely hot environment. They simply attacked the first thing they came into contact with. Which was Donna Bruce.”
“I’m guessing she died from anaphylactic shock,” said the coroner, who was standing in a corner, picking up the body of a dead bee and dumping it into a plastic baggie. Abe Cornwall was a shabbily-dressed man with frizzy gray hair but he was an ace medical examiner. “Though judging from thestate of the body, she might have died from the venom itself. She must have sustained thousands of stings in a matter of minutes.”
“This entire cabin was full of bees when the housekeeper arrived,” Uncle Alec explained. “Thousands and thousands of them.”
“And there’s no question whether this was an accident or not?” asked Odelia.
“No way,” another male voice spoke.
She turned around with a smile, and got a small shock of pleasure when she found herself gazing into the gold-flecked chocolate eyes of Chase Kingsley. He filled the entire doorframe with his muscular physique, and the cabin with his powerful presence.“So it was definitely murder, huh?”
“Definitely,” said Chase with a smile of greeting.
“I’ll let you two kids come up with a theory as to who’s responsible,” said Uncle Alec. “I have to talk to the ex-husband about what to do with the kids.”
“The kids?” asked Odelia.
“Yeah.” Uncle Alec frowned at his notebook. “Sweetums and Honeychild. Good thing they weren’t here when it happened.”
“Oh, those poor babies,” said Odelia.
“Big babies,” said Uncle Alec. “Sweetums and Honeychild are six.” He shook his head. “Who gives their kid a name like that?”
“Donna Bruce,” said Chase, staring down at the victim. He glanced up at the chief. “So am I in charge of this thing, Chief?”
“Yes, you are,” said Chief Alec. “Along with Odelia—in an entirely unofficial capacity, of course.”
Chase gave her a grin.“Looks like the gang is back together, babe.”
She returned his smile.“Yay.”
Chapter 4
“Do you really think Odelia is getting married?” asked Dooley.
I shook my head.“No way. Odelia doesn’t lie. If she was getting married she would have told us. In fact I’m pretty sure we’d be the first to know.”
“But why is everybody saying she’s having this shotgun wedding?”
“People talk, Dooley. You know that and I know that. That’s what they do.”
He thought about this for a moment.“You know, you might be right, Max.”
“Of course I’m right. I’m always right. You should know that by now.”
We were walking around the back of the house. I don’t know what we were hoping to find, but at least something that would shed some light on what had happened here. And if we were really lucky, maybe even an eyewitness account of the murder with a nice description of the murderer. Humans might think they’re pretty smart by avoiding the attention of other humans when they’re out murdering each other, but they never give a second thought to the pets they encounter along the way.
Behind us, Harriet and Brutus were still engaged in their lover’s quarrel.
“I don’t see why you have to go and fall for this Bradley Cooper guy,” Brutus was saying. “Not only does he have the face of a Neanderthal but he’s human! Cats don’t fall for humans. That’s not natural, Harriet. And it’s humiliating for me as your boyfriend.”
“I just like his face,” said Harriet. “Is that so bad? He has a fascinating face.”
“A human face,” Brutus pointed out. “You can’t like a human face, sweet pea.”
“I can, too. You can’t tell me what I can and can’t like, Brutus. I’m a free cat.”
“Oh, is that why you were kissing Max the other day? Huh?”
She rolled her eyes.“Oh, God. Not again! I wasn’t kissing Max. I already told you what happened.”
“Yeah, you stubbed your toe and you tripped and fell and ended up hitting Max’s lips with yours. I know what you told me. I’m just telling you I’m not buying it. Who trips and hits another cat’s lips? That’s just crazy! Besides, why did you keep on kissing him for a full minute after that?”
She heaved an exasperated groan.“Like I said this morning, I thought he was you, sugar lump. Until I discovered he wasn’t and then I stopped.”
Brutus shook his head.“I don’t know, bunny duck. I just don’t know.”
“Oh, buttercup,” she said, taking his head in her paws. “You know I only love you. My very own cuddly daddy.”
At this, Brutus seemed to relent, his scowl melting away like butter on the griddle.“Oh, my snookums,” he purred. “Sweetie cakes.”
“Chocolate bunny.”
“Smoochie poo.”
And then, inevitably, there was smooching. A lot of smooching.