"I made it a big part of the catechism, 'specially for the five- and six-year-olds. They relate to the attercops cuz they look like little people. We studied how they grow wings, and I'd tell them about the ones that do not prepare for the Dark, the ones who play on and on till it's too late. I could make it a scary story." She hissed angrily into her eating hands. "We're dirt poor hereabouts. That's why I left for the sea, and also why I eventually came back, to try and help out. Some years, all the pay I got for my teaching was in farmers' co-op notes. But I want you to know, young fellow, we're good people....Except, here and there, there are cobbers whochoose to be vermin. Just a few, and mostly farther up in the hills."
Sherkaner described the ambush at the bottom of the dell.
Lady Enclearre nodded. "I figured it was something like that. You came up here like your rear end was on fire. You were lucky you got out with your auto, but you weren't in great danger. I mean, if you held still for them, they might kick you to death, but basically they're too lazy to be much of a threat."
Wow.Real perverts. Sherkaner tried not to look too interested. "So the noise is—?"
Enclearre waved dismissively. "Music, maybe. I figure they got a load of drugged fizzspit a while back. But that's just a symptom—even if it does keep me awake at night. No. You know what really makes them vermin? They don't plan for the Dark...and they damn their own children. That pair down in the dell, they're hill folk who couldn't stomach farming. Off and on they've done smithing, going from farm to farm and working only when they couldn't steal. Life is easy in the middle years of the sun. And all the time they're fornicating away, making a steady dribble of little ones... .
"You're young, Mister Underhill, maybe a bit sheltered. I don't know if you realize how tedious it is to get a woman pregnant before the Waning Years. One or two little welts are all that ever come—and any decent lady will pinch them off. But the vermin down in the dell, they're whacking each other all the time. The guy is always carrying around one or two welts on his back. Thank goodness, those almost always die. But once in a while they grow into the baby stage. A few make it to childhood, but by then they've been treated like animals foryears. Most are sullen cretins."
Sherkaner remembered the predatory stares. Those little ones were so different from what he remembered of childhood. "But surely some escape? Some grow into adults?"
"A few do. Those are the dangerous ones, the ones who see what they've missed. Off and on, things have been nasty here. I used to raise minitarants—you know, for companionship and to make a little money. Every one of them ended up stolen, or a sucked-out carcass on my front steps." She was silent for a time, remembering pain.
"Shiny things catch the cretins' fancy. For a while, there was a gang of them that figured out how to break into my place. They'd steal candysucks mostly. Then one day they stole all the pictures in the house, even in my books. I locked the indoors good after that. Somehow they broke in a third time—and took the rest of my books! I was still teaching then. I needed those books! The parish constable rousted the vermin over that, but of course she didn't find the books. I had to buy new teacher texts for the last two years of school." She waved at the top rows of her bookshelves, at worn copies of a dozen texts. The ones on the lower shelves looked like primers too, for all the way back to babyhood; but they were crisp and new and untouched. Strange.
The double drumbeat had lost its synchrony, dribbled slowly back into silence. "So yes, Mister Underhill, some of the out-of-phase cobblies live to be adults. They might almost pass for current-generation cobbers. In a sense, they are the next generation of vermin. Things will get ugly in a couple of years. Like the Lazy Woodsfairies, these people will begin to feel the cold. Very few will get into the parish deepness. The rest will be out in the hills. There are caves everywhere, little better than animal deepnesses. That's where our poorest farmers spend the Dark. That's where the out-of-phase vermin are really deadly."
The old lady noticed his look. She gave him a jagged little grin. "I doubt I'll see another Brightness of the sun. That's okay. My children will have this land. There's a view; they might build a little inn here. But if I survive the Dark, I'll build a little cabin here and put up a big sign proclaiming me the oldest cobber living in the parish....And I'll look down into the dell. I hope it's washed clean. If the vermin are back, most likely it'll be because they murdered some poor farmer family and took their deepness."