A Treasury of Stories (Collection of novelettes and short stories)

“No, we’ll make it my place,” I said. “I’d like to get out of this dress and get some clothes on.”

When we got out of the cab I turned back to the driver while the doorman was helping Vaillant pick himself up after he’d tripped over the doorstep going in. “Stick around, I’m coming out again by myself in about half an hour, I’ll need you.”

Vaillant was just plastered enough to vaguely remember the house and too tight to get the full implication of it. “I been here before,” he announced solemnly, going up in the elevator with me.

“Let’s hope you’ll be here some more after this, too.” I let him in and he collapsed into a chair. “I’ll get us our nightcap,” I said, and got the two full glasses I’d left cooking in the fridge before I went out. One was and one wasn’t. “Now if you’ll just excuse me for a minute,” I said after I’d carefully rinsed the two empty glasses out in hot water.

I changed scenery and by the time I came in again he was out like a light. I got his address and his latchkey, went downstairs, got in the cab, and told him where to take me. It was Park Avenue all right and it was a penthouse; but very small — just two rooms.

I’d found out back at the Gay Nineties that his Filipino didn’t sleep there but went home at about ten each night, otherwise it would have been no soap. The elevator was private.

“Expect me?” I froze the elevator-man. “He sent me home ahead of him to punch the pillows together!”

It was three A.M. when I got there and I didn’t quit until seven. I went over the place with a fine-tooth comb. Nothing doing. Not a scrap of paper, a line of writing to show he’d ever known her. He must have been burning lots more than logs in that trick fireplace of his — around the time Bernice was decorating the show window at Campbell’s Funeral Parlor. There was a wall-safe, but the locked desk in the bedroom was a pushover for a hairpin and I found the combination in there in a little memo book.

The safe started in to get worthwhile. Still no dope about Bernice, but he’d hung onto the stubs of a lot of canceled checks that he shouldn’t have. One in particular was made out to a Joe Callahan of Third Avenue, two days after she’d died. Two hundred and some-odd bucks — just about enough to take a man and wife to the other side — third-class.

Joe Callahan had been the name of that day doorman at 225 East 54th that Westman had tried so hard to locate, only to find he’d quit and gone home to Ireland. I slipped it under my garter just for luck. If he’d also greased the night doorman to forget that he’d been a caller at Bernice’s, he’d had sense enough to do it in cash. There was no evidence of it. Ditto the driver of the car that had smacked down her maid up in Harlem.

So, all in all, the inventory was a flop.

It was broad daylight out and I was afraid the Filipino would check in any minute, so I quit. In ten minutes time I had the place looking just like it had been when I first came in, everything in order.

When Vaillant came to in the chair he’d passed out in, I was sitting there looking at him all dressed and rosy as though I’d just got up feeling swell. His latchkey was back in his pocket but it had only taken a locksmith twenty minutes to make me a duplicate to it. The check stub I’d left at a photographer’s to have photostatic copies made of it.

“You’re a nice one,” I crooned when he opened his eyes, “folding up on me like that. Come on, get under the shower, I’ll fix you some coffee.”

When he’d finished his second cup he looked around. “There’s something familiar about this room,” he said. He got up and looked out the window and I saw his face turn white. “My God, it’s the same apartment,” he muttered, “let me out of here!”

“Got the jitters?” I said sweetly.

“I’m not yellow, but I’ve got a hangover,” he said. “Don’t ask me to tell you about it now, this ain’t the time. I’ve got to get some air.”

He grabbed his hat and I grabbed his sleeve. “Is that a promise?” I said. “Will you tell me later on? Tonight for instance?”

“There’s nothing to tell,” he said and slammed the door.

I’d been close that time! I picked up his empty cup and smashed it against the wall opposite me.

“I gotta have more than that!” barked Westman when I passed him the photostat of the check stub. “What am I, a magician? This don’t prove his connection with her. All this shows is he paid some guy named Joe Callahan two hundred bucks. There’s scads of ’em in New York. How you going to identify this ‘J.C.’ with the one that worked as doorman at her house? And, even if you do, that still don’t prove the payor had anything to do with her death. It may point to it — but that ain’t enough.”