Anansi Boys

The new one was excitable and hairy. Its arms and legs seemed all wrong. Fat Charlie tried to place it. The other animal-people were animals, yes, and people, too, and there was nothing strange or contradictory about this—the animalness and the humanness combined like the stripes on a zebra to make something other. This one, however, seemed both human and almost human, and the oddness of it made Fat Charlie’s teeth hurt. Then he got it.

“Monkey,” he said. “You’re Monkey.”

“Got a peach?” said Monkey. “Got a mango? Got a fig?”

“ ‘Fraid not,” said Fat Charlie.

“Give me something to eat,” said Monkey. “I’ll be your friend.”

Mrs. Dunwiddy had warned him about this. Give nothing away, he thought. Make no promises.

“I’m not giving you anything, I’m afraid.”

“Who are you?” asked Monkey. “What are you? You seem like half a thing. Are you from here or from there?”

“Anansi was my father,” said Fat Charlie. “I’m looking for someone to help me deal with my brother, to make him go away.”

“Might get Anansi mad,” said Monkey. “Very bad idea that. Get Anansi mad, you never in any more stories.”

“Anansi’s dead,” said Fat Charlie.

“Dead there,” said Monkey. “Maybe. But dead here? That’s another stump of grubs entirely.”

“You mean, he could be here?” Fat Charlie looked up at the mountainside more warily: the idea that he might, in one of the cave mouths, find his father creaking back and forward in a rocking chair, green fedora hat pushed back on his head, sipping from a can of brown ale and stifling a yawn with his lemon yellow gloves, was troubling indeed.

“Who? What?”

“Do you think he’s here?”

“Who?”

“My father.”

“Your father?”

“Anansi.”

Monkey leapt to the top of a rock in terror, then he pressed himself against the rock, his gaze flicking from side to side as if keeping an eye out for sudden tornadoes. “Anansi? He’s here?”

“I was asking you that,” said Fat Charlie.

Monkey swung suddenly, so he was hanging upside down from its feet, his upside-down face staring straight into Fat Charlie’s. “I go back to the world sometimes,” he said. “They say, Monkey, wise Monkey, come, come. Come eat the peaches we have for you. And the nuts. And the grubs. And the figs.”

“Is my father here?” asked Fat Charlie, patiently.

“He doesn’t have a cave,” said Monkey. “I would know if he had a cave. I think. Maybe he had a cave and I forgot. If you gave me a peach, I would remember better.”

“I don’t have anything on me,” said Fat Charlie.

“No peaches?”

“Nothing, I’m afraid.”

Monkey swung himself up to the top of his rock, and he was gone.

Fat Charlie continued along the rocky path. The sun had sunk until it was level with the path, and it burned a deep orange. It shone its old light straight into the caves, and showed each cave to be inhabited. That must be Rhinoceros, gray of skin, staring out shortsightedly; there, the color of a rotten log in shallow water, was Crocodile, his eyes as black as glass.

There was a rattle behind him of stone scuttering against stone, and Fat Charlie turned with a jerk. Monkey stared up at him, his knuckles brushing the path.

“I really haven’t got any fruit,” said Fat Charlie. “Or I’d give you some.”

Monkey said, “Felt sorry for you. Maybe you should go home. This is a bad bad bad bad bad idea. Yes?”

“No,” said Fat Charlie.

“Ah,” said Monkey. “Right. Right right right right right.” He stopped moving, then a sudden burst of loping speed, and he bounded past Fat Charlie and stopped in front of a cave some little distance away.

“Not to go in there,” he called. “Bad place.” He pointed to the cave opening.

“Why not?” asked Fat Charlie. “Who’s in there?”

“Nobody’s in there,” said Monkey, triumphantly. “So it’s not the one you want, is it?”

“Yes,” said Fat Charlie. “It is.”

Monkey chittered and bounced, but Fat Charlie walked past him and clambered up the rocks until he reached the mouth of the empty cave, as the crimson sun fell below the cliffs at the end of the world.

Walking the path along the edge of the mountains at the beginning of the world (it’s only the mountains at the end of the world if you’re coming from the other direction), reality seemed strange and strained. These mountains and their caves are made from the stuff of the oldest stories (this was long before human-people, of course; whatever made you imagine that people were the first things to tell stories?), and stepping off the path into the cave, Fat Charlie felt as if he were walking into someone else’s reality entirely. The cave was deep; its floor was splashed white with bird droppings. There were feathers on the cave floor too, and here and there, like a desiccated and abandoned feather duster, was the corpse of a bird, flattened and dried.

At the back of the cave, nothing but darkness.