Английский разговорный шутя. 100 самых смешных анекдотов на лучшие разговорные темы

wadded up сленг свернутый в трубку 

waist поясница, талия

wait ждать 

waiter официант

wake (woke/waked, woken/waked) просыпаться 

walk nпрогулка пешком 

walk v идти, передвигатьсяпешком

want хотеть

ward палата (в больнице)

warm теплый

warm up подогревать

warning предупреждение

wash n стирка

wash v мыть, стирать

Washington D.C. адрес почтового округа «Вашингтон, округ Колумбия»

waste тратить попусту

water зд. слезиться

water cooler аппарат для охлаждения воды

wave n волна

wave v махать рукой

way путь; способ

weak слабый

wealth богатство, состояние 

wear (wore, worn) носить (одежду)

wedding свадьба

weigh весить

weight вес

weird дикий, странный, страш ный

welcome добро пожаловать; желаемый, желанный (где-л.) 

wet мокрый, сырой 

whack разг.сильно ударять 

whack! бац!

whatever что бы то ни было; что же

wheel колесо; зд. рулевое коле со, баранка 

whilst = while в то время как 

whim прихоть, каприз 

whine скулить, хныкать 

whisper шептать

whole целый 

whore груб.проститутка 

widely широко 

widow вдова 

wife жена 

wiggle сленг вилять 

wild дикий, свирепый

wilted увядший

win (won, won) выигрывать, побеждать 

wind ветер 

window окно

wing крыло 

wipe вытирать 

wish n желание 

wish v желать 

within внутри

wizard волшебник, чародей

woman (pl women) женщина

wonder n чудо

wonder v интересоваться, удивляться 

wonderful чудесный

wood лес 

work n работа 

work v работать 

working рабочий, работающий 

world мир

worried обеспокоенный

worry беспокоиться

worship боготворить 

worth стоимость

worthless ничего не стоящий 

wrap up разг. завершать, свора чивать

wreck авария

wrestle бороться, заниматься борьбой

wrong неправильный, плохой; неправильно, плохо

wrongs недостатки, неудобства, дефекты

X

x-rays рентген

Y

yeahразг. yes да

yearly ежегодный; ежегодно

yell вопить, орать

yepразг. yes

young молодой

Yuppetteсленг yuppie(a young urban professional) молодой

Z

zoo зоопарк

zero ноль, низшая оценка

Keys

Section 1:

2.  1. A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced.

2. He was hoping he could get a special rooster.

3. Before setting him loose, he gave him a little talk.

4. He mounted all the horses at the same frantic pace.

5. In the pighouse he did the same.

6. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back.

7. A buzzard was already circling above Randy.

8. The buzzard's getting closer.

3.  True: 2, 3, 7. False: 1, 4, 5, 6.

4.  1-Е, 2-B, 3-D, 4-F, 5-C, 6-G, 7-A, 8-1, 9-K, 10-J, 11-H.

5.  1. He went to the market looking for a rooster.

2. I have just the rooster for you.

3. I'm counting on you to do your stuff.

4. And without a word Randy strutted into the henhouse.

5. There was much squawking and many feathers flying.

6. Randy had finished having his way with each hen.

7. The farmer was watching all of this with disbelief.

8. Oh you poor thing, you've killed yourself. I warned you.

6.  1. A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster.

2. He wanted to find a very good rooster to service all his hens, and when he told this to the market vendor, the man answered: «I've just the rooster for you.»

3. «Randy here is the greatest rooster you might have ever seen!»

7. So the farmer took Randy back to the farm.

Section 2:

2.  1. He waited to see what would happen.

2. The burglar heard nothing and resumed his search.

3. This was puzzling to the burglar and he was about equally curious and scared.

4. He began working his way toward the voice.

5. This scared the hell out of the burglar.

6. He felt around and found a switch and turned it on.

7. The parrot looked at the burglar and said, «I see you and Jesus sees you.»

3.  1-C, 2-A, 3-Е, 4-B, 5-F, 6-D.

4. 1-C, 2-1, 3-G, 4-J, 5-D, 6-H, 7-A, 8-K, 9-E, 10-L, 11-F, 12-М, 13-В, 14-0, 15-R, 16-S, 17-P, 18-T, 19-Q, 20-U, 21-N.

5.  1. A burglar had broken into a house late at night, in total

darkness.

2. He stopped and listened for a while and heard nothing.

3. He began to look for the room with all the «goodies».

4. He could faintly understand the words.

5. This made the burglar just freeze.

6. The burglar resumed his search.

7. The burglar was equally curious and scared.

6.  burglars 

hells 

journeys 

birds

houses 

minutes 

rooms 

cages

nights 

noises 

times 

parrots

ways 

lights 

searches 

bags

voices 

switches 

puzzles 

tables

Section 3:

2. 1. How can he be dead?

2. «Isn't there some other test you can run?»

3. The vet leaves and returns with a case, and a large cat emerges.

4. The cat sniffs around the dog's head.

5. After a minute or two the cat returns.

6. I guess you're right.

7. At least I did my best.

8. How much do I owe you?

9. All you did was perform a cat scan.