Bad Glass

“Jesus Christ! Don’t you know anything about rock ’n’ roll history? Mama Cass? The Mamas and the Papas? Died choking on a ham sandwich?… Get it? I make a killer ham sandwich?” After a moment of expectant silence, she shook her head and tossed a stack of hand-lettered menus onto the table. “You bunch are just getting younger and younger.” Muttering, she stalked away.

Sabine smiled and gestured toward the older woman’s retreating back. “She’s so smart, it’s scary,” she said with an admiring shake of her head. “And this whole situation … I’ve never seen anyone more suited to anything. She works all the angles, greasing hands and making deals. She moves in and out of the city with impunity. Somebody here will trade an old watch for a barbecue chicken; she’ll take the watch to Seattle and sell it for a hundred bucks.”

“And the military lets her do that?” I asked.

Floyd let out a loud snort, then pointed to the table of soldiers near the front of the restaurant. “The military fucking helps her.”

“And you’ve got to admire that,” Sabine said. “You’ve got to admire that skill.”

Taylor grunted. “Yeah, in the same way you’d admire a wolf’s razor-sharp teeth.” Taylor was sitting directly to my left, and she kept her words low, meaning them for my ears only. I glanced over; she had her arms crossed in front of her chest, and she met my eyes with a disgusted frown.

“Uh-oh,” Floyd muttered. “Here comes trouble.”

I followed his eyes back across the room and found Wendell standing just inside the entrance.

Wendell. At least that was how he’d introduced himself back when we first met. Taylor had used a different name: Weasel. That name seemed much more fitting. Stringing me along, stealing my backpack, taking advantage of my naïveté. Just seeing him again … it made me feel so stupid.

I felt a surge of anger rising in my gut and started to stand up, but Taylor put her hand on my shoulder, keeping me in my seat. “Just read your menu, Dean. I’ll handle this.”

As Taylor started across the room, I followed her suggestion, reaching out and grabbing a menu. But I couldn’t read it. I couldn’t take my eyes off of Weasel. It looked like the last couple of days had been rough on him. He was dirtier than I remembered, and somewhere along the line, he’d lost his hat. Good, I thought. Karma’s a bitch. He was standing with a pair of equally mangy men, his eyes barely open. On the nod, I guessed.

He jerked to attention as soon as Taylor entered his line of sight. At first, it looked like he was going to bolt—his body tensed up and he glanced toward the entrance. But he didn’t run. He stopped and turned back toward Taylor, his shoulders slumping in defeat. They talked for several minutes, Weasel occasionally glancing over my way. I couldn’t hear what they were saying, but it was pretty easy to read the emotion in Weasel’s gestures—he held his hands open wide, occasionally reaching out to touch Taylor’s forearm. He gave me one last glance, then turned and left, striding through the wide-open storefront. His friends didn’t follow.

“He’s sorry,” Taylor said when she once again took her seat. “And it’s genuine, I think. He’s an okay guy … it’s his monkey that’s got the greedy hands. The smack. And he’s working to get clean.”

I nodded. I wasn’t sure I believed her—it sounded like wishful thinking to me—but I wasn’t the one who knew him. I was just the stranger he’d tried to rob.

“In a week, if everything’s cool, I think I’m going to invite him back to the house.”

I sat stunned for a moment. Weasel had taken advantage of me, had stolen from me, had made me feel like a fool. The fact that Taylor would ignore all that and invite him back into her home … I was surprised at how this made me feel. A little bit hurt. A little bit betrayed.

“It’s your house,” I finally said. “You can do whatever you want.” My voice came out cold, a voice I barely recognized as my own. “Besides, do you really think I’ll be here in a week? Do you think it’ll take me that long to get my pictures?”

At that, I opened my menu and stared down at the neat hand-drawn text. I could feel her watching me, confused. I could feel those coal-dark eyes drilling deep into my skull, trying to probe my thoughts and emotions.

I refused to meet her gaze.

It really was a killer ham sandwich.

According to the menu, the ham had been smoked out back in a jury-rigged smoking shed, then glazed with layers of honey and Dijon mustard. It was served thick-cut with lettuce, tomato, and Swiss cheese, between slices of doughy-fresh bread slathered with mayonnaise. It was wonderful. Each bite was salty and sweet, and I tore through the whole thing in a matter of minutes.