Best Served Cold

“Not well suited,” said Victus.

Sesaria was a silent mountain of reluctance.

“Have you not been well paid for your services?” demanded Rigrat.

Cosca chuckled. “Of course, and the Thousand Swords will fight, you may depend on that!”

“They will fight, every man!” asserted Andiche.

“Like devils!” added Victus.

“But it is how they are to be made to fight best that concerns me as their captain general. They have lost two leaders in a brief space.” He hung his head as if he regretted the fact, and had in no way benefited hugely himself.

“Murcatto, then Faithful.” Sesaria sighed as if he had not been one of the prime agents in the changes of command.

“They have been relegated to support duties.”

“Scouting,” lamented Andiche.

“Clearing the flanks,” growled Victus.

“Their morale is at a terribly low ebb. They have been paid, but money is never the best motivation for a man to risk his life.” Especially a mercenary, it needed hardly to be said. “To throw them into a pitched melee against a stubborn and desperate enemy, toe to toe… I’m not saying they might break, but… well…” Cosca winced, scratching slowly at his neck. “They might break.”

“I hope this is not an example of your notorious reluctance to fight,” sneered Rigrat.

“Reluctance… to fight? Ask anyone, I am a tiger!” Victus snorted snot down his chin but Cosca ignored him. “This is a question of picking the right tool for the task. One does not employ a rapier to cut down a stubborn tree. One employs an axe. Unless one is a complete arse.” The young colonel opened his mouth to retort but Cosca spoke smoothly over him. “The plan is sound, in outline. As one military man to another I congratulate you upon it unreservedly.” Rigrat paused, unbalanced, not sure if he was being taken for a fool or not, though he most obviously was.

“But it would be wiser counsel for your regular Talinese troops-tried and tested recently in Visserine, then Puranti, committed to their cause, used to victory and with the very firmest of morale-to cross the lower ford and engage the Osprians, supported by your allies of Etrisani and Cesale, and so forth.” He waved his flask towards the river, a far more useful implement to his mind than a baton, since a baton makes no man drunk. “The Thousand Swords would be far better deployed concealed upon the high ground. Waiting to seize the moment! To drive across the upper ford, with dash and vigour, and take the enemy in the rear!”

“Best place to take an enemy,” muttered Andiche. Victus sniggered.

Cosca finished with a flourish of his flask. “Thus, your earthy courage and our fiery passion are used where they are best suited. Songs will be sung, glory will be seized, history will be made, Orso will be king…” He gave Foscar a gentle bow. “And yourself, your Highness, in due course.”

Foscar frowned towards the fords. “Yes. Yes, I see. The thing is, though-”

“Then we are agreed!” Cosca flung an arm around his shoulders and guided him back towards the tent. “Was it Stolicus who said great men march often in the same direction? I believe it was! Let us march now towards dinner, my friends!” He pointed one finger back towards the darkening mountains, where Ospria glimmered in the sunset. “I swear, I am so hungry I could eat a city!” Warm laughter accompanied him back into the tent.

Politics

S hivers sat there frowning, and drank.

Duke Rogont’s great dining hall was the grandest room he’d ever got drunk in by quite a stretch. When Vossula told him Styria was packed with wonders it was this type of thing, rather than the rotting docks of Talins, that Shivers had in mind. It must’ve had four times the floor of Bethod’s great hall in Carleon and a ceiling three times as high or more. The walls were pale marble with stripes of blue-black stone through it, all fretted with veins of glitter, all carved with leaves and vines, all grown up and crept over with ivy so the real plants and the sculpted tangled together in the dancing shadows. Warm evening breezes washed in through open windows wide as castle gates, made the orange flames of a thousand hanging lamps flicker and sway, striking a precious gleam from everything.

A place of majesty and magic, built by gods for the use of giants.

Shame the folk gathered there fell a long way short of either. Women in gaudy finery, brushed, jewelled and painted to look younger, or thinner, or richer than they were. Men in bright-coloured jackets who wore lace at their collars and little gilded daggers at their belts. They looked at him first with mild disdain on their powdered faces, like he was made of rotting meat. Then, once he’d turned the left side of his face forwards, with a sick horror that gave him three parts grim satisfaction and one part sick horror of his own.