Cannibal Corpse, M/C

I had no spit in my mouth. My throat had constricted down to a pinhole and I was having trouble breathing. When I got my voice out, it was broken and airless: “Okay, Mr. Chaney, okay. I’ve had about enough of your shit for one day. You wanna blow smoke up somebody’s ass, it won’t be mine. Now, why don’t you turn around and put your hands flat on the hood of the car there. Assume the position, because I figure you know it.”

The Skeleton Man started laughing…at least laughter came out of his mouth. It never touched the rest of his face, though. That was still hard and cruel and hideous. The laughter was high and scraping and almost hysterical. “Now, you know you can’t put the cuffs on me, Little Injun. You damn well know you can’t any more than you can draw down the moon and put it in your back pocket or knit yourself a set of breeches from the fog that comes in off the river. Shall we be sensible? Shall we sit like old friends and talk of Crabeater Creek?”

The sweat was rolling down my face. There was a smell coming off Chaney and it reminded me of things long buried that had been exhumed. “Who the hell are you?”

Chaney the Skeleton Man lit a cigarette, only no flame ever touched it…it just flared up. Smoke rolled from his nostrils. “I’m Chaney. Already told you that. Oh, tomorrow I might be Smith or Blake or Lupez or Snarnov, but right now I’m Chaney. Fair enough, Little Injun?”

I could feel the shotgun in my hands, feel my finger putting pressure on the trigger. “What’re you doing here?”

“You already know why I’m here. I’m Chaney and I’ve come to do some business, that’s all. Next week, next month it’ll be a different town and a different name.”

Chaney stepped forward and I put the shotgun on him, had every intention of killing him. I had dreamed of doing it for many years. Only I couldn’t seem to pull the trigger. And Chaney knew that. He grinned, his pink eyes filled with motion like ripples in a fleshy pond.

“Now, Little Injun. Look what I have here. Look what is in mine hand.”

It was a book. One of those huge antique books, a folio like the Gutenberg Bible. A massive leather-bound tome thicker than a Manhattan phonebook. It was well-worn, the iron hasp rusting. I knew what it was: The Book of Hell. This is where the names of the dead were written, the names of the souls the Skeleton Man reaped. He cracked it open and held it out to me. The pages fluttered in the breeze. About two-thirds of the way through the book they stopped and my eyes locked on a single page. There were the names. The names of all the families that had been exterminated in Crabeater Creek written in a spidery precise hand using a faded brown ink that looked like old blood. I saw the names of Jim Fastwind and his family. Shayla Hawk. Skip Darling, his wife, and children. Lona Whitebird. They were all there, as were the names of my mother and father, my brothers and my kid sister. My name was there, too. In fact, it had been underlined three times.

By this time, the Skeleton Man’s grin was immense and ghoulish, an autopsy grin, a leering death rictus of long white teeth, the grin of a hungry corpse. His breath was like hot sulfur. “Now we understand each other, Little Injun, do we not?”

I was sweating and shaking, something inside my head, maybe my free will, melting and going to taffy. “Don’t you move or I swear to God I’ll kill you!” I was still pretending things were not what I knew them to be. Chaney was just some perp, some low-life criminal scum and me, Sergeant Frank Feathers, why I was going to run him in and put him behind bars. That’s how much I was deluding myself. But it was fear, friend. I was negotiating from a position of fear. “Put your hands up or I’ll kill you! I swear to God I will!”

“God has nothing to do with this,” said Chaney, still grinning. The Cheshire Cat? Certainly. But maybe more like the Cheshire Cat after starving a week in a grave and then showing up scratching at Alice’s window after midnight, grave-dirt falling from his whiskers, that horrible appetite on full display in the form of a toothy charnel grin. “And you will not kill me because I cannot be killed. I, who am the cosmic lord of death! I, the dark lord of gallows and graveyards, gibbets and—”

“SHUT UP!” I screamed at him. “SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THAT FILTH! I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE OF YOUR DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING FILTH! YOU PESTILENCE! YOU SORE! YOU CANCER!”

I brought the riot gun up at that moment, my hands shaking wildly as I tried to jerk the trigger. But it was no good, simply no good. I did not have the strength or the will. Tears began to roll down my cheeks and I saw in Chaney’s face the images of my mother and father, my brothers and little sister, Jim Fastwind and Shayla Hawk and the lunatic giggling face of Skip Darling.

“I know all about you, Frank Feathers,” said the Skeleton Man.

“You don’t!”