Casper The Commuting Cat: The True Story Of The Cat Who Rode The Bus And Stole Our Hearts

My tears may still be flowing, for I can’t deny that there is a terrible gap in my life where Casper used to be, but I’m smiling too. I hope you’ll join me in the rollercoaster of emotion as I share the incredible tale of Casper the Commuting Cat.

With love – Sue x

My Story

Casper

Sue is quite right when she says this is the story of a cat called Casper. It is my story, and I’m delighted it’s being told, as I certainly made the most of my life. Whilst a lot of my fellow cats were happy to observe their owner’s boundaries, I always went that bit further. Inquisitiveness is in a cat’s nature but for me it was everything. I simply had to climb that fence, jump over that wall or ride that bus. There was just so much exploring to do. Of course, thinking back, I wish I’d not have been quite as nosy and naughty. If I hadn’t insisted on going out that January morning I might still be down there with the rest of you, eating tasty treats. But I lived my nine lives the only way I could – to the full. And now I’m on the other side, across the rainbow bridge – as the afterlife is called in the animal world – I can look back with a sense of satisfaction that I went to places few cats are bold enough to explore.

I hope you don’t mind, but I’d like to point out a few things about what it’s like for a cat trying to make his way around that crazy planet of yours. We felines can sometimes feel a little bemused by it all. You see, humans, while often acting with the best of intentions, do have some peculiar ways. I’m sure most of you conduct yourself as well as you can, but there are so many rules and regulations, that I often wonder how you get from day to day. You rush around, always in a hurry, always so concerned about things that seem – may I say – rather unimportant, yet when creatures such as myself try to slow you down, to make you see the pleasant things in life, you are generally amenable, which means there is hope for you. How much easier each day would be if you took a few lessons from us cats and tried to see things the furry way.

While I was quite content to make new friends, explore new worlds and embark on adventures, there were moments when I found your world quite crazy. That got me thinking how useful it would be if there were guidelines to make the journey and the relationships clearer.

Which brings me to this: the next time you wonder where your cat companion has been for the day, instead of asking daft questions that no self-respecting member of the cat world would ever answer, even if we could talk, it would save us all a lot of time if you were simply to refer to Casper’s Rules, which I have reproduced in this book for the benefit of all. My time on earth may have passed, but there is no reason why I cannot still teach you a better way of doing things. I do hope that, in return, you will learn.

I hope you enjoy my tales of how I managed to navigate this strange place – the conventions I needed to understand (and sometimes avoid), as well as the various tricks I used to ensure humans realized just how important it was for me to go about my daily business as effortlessly as possible. I may no longer be with you physically, but I’m still around. I’m still here to help and guide you. I am, after all, rather fond of you.

So now it’s time to enter my world . . . with a little help from my mum.

Casper

CHAPTER 1

Finding Casper

There was a time before Casper, but I can barely remember it. When I look back on my life, it’s full of cats and cat memories, but Casper was so special and so unforgettable that he is the one who seems to colour so much of what I recall.

It will surprise no one when I say that I love cats. I’ve had so many over the years that you may think I must have lost count, but that’s far from true. I remember every one, every name, every character.

They all have their individual traits – in this they are no different from their human companions – and they all give so much in return for the love and care we offer them When we cry, they come to us. When we laugh, they suddenly appear to see what all the fuss is about. When we need a break or a distraction, they decide that it’s time they had some attention or some food. When we feel stress, that’s often when they drop a toy at our feet, or start chasing their own tail, or decide to sit on our desk. They are the most intuitive creatures imaginable, always aware of what would help us.

That’s not to say they are selfless – far from it. In fact, if you want your cat to be particularly responsive to what may help you, it’s a good idea to make sure kitty has everything he or she needs first. I’ve found that once they have all that is deemed necessary in their little world, they’re a lot more conscientious about what mum or dad may want too. When that happens, you’ll find no more loyal a friend.