Cat In A Topaz Tango

Kind of what Matt would advise himself. Admit it, Devine, he told himself. You want to perform up to the Max Kinsella standard for Temple. Play the hero. She was sure to return from her unlikely road trip with Molina’s wandering kid in tow. Then she’d get any DVDs of episodes she’d missed. He’d better come out looking like a combo of Gene Kelly and Sylvester Stallone.

Think Michael Flatley. Bring on the slicked-down hair. The high-heeled boots. The attitude. Sword and cape and swashbuckle. It was now or never. Either be a lord of the dance, or a loser. In public.

At least this was just a silly dance competition. Nobody’s life or death depended on it. You couldn’t get much more trivial than this.

Dancing with Danger

The two girls were asleep, tangled like gangly kittens next to Temple in the Tahoe’s second bench seating row.

Las Vegas’s dazzling megawatt halo had been dancing like the aurora borealis on the dark desert horizon when they’d left Vegas many hours before but now both city and surrounding desert were bright and bland.

When Molina’s cell phone rang, she sighed heavily and answered it.

“Yeah? Got her in Laughlin. Figured it was too late to call earlier, and then it was too early. Besides, this was a personal crisis.” She listened. Neither Temple nor Rafi could figure out who had called. They were trying their mightiest to eavesdrop without looking like it.

“Not her this time. Helping a girlfriend I’ve never heard of in some crazy scheme to get on a dancing show. Dancing With the Celebs, yeah? How’d you hear about it?” Silence.

Temple eyed Molina pushing herself up straighter in the front passenger captain’s chair to listen. Molina swallowed a groan of discomfort. “I’ll hold on.”

A pause while someone else got on the phone’s other end. Molina’s tone was crisp, emotionless. “Yes, Captain, I’m glad Alch could reach me. What’s up? He told you about my daughter?” Thunder threatened. “That’s personal busi—because? At Dancing With the Celebs? You’re kidding.”

Rafi’s eyes met Temple’s in the rearview mirror.

“Yes, I know you don’t kid. The other girl is a babe in the woods but she won . . . and will be on the show.

“Sure, we’re set up for undercover, but there’s no point now. Mariah’s fine. She’s sleeping right behind me—

“The same show? That can’t be? Yes, I suppose it’s ‘fortuitous,’ but I’ve got two civilians here—yes, yes he was.” Molina glared at Rafi. “Yes, she’s along.” She twisted her head over her shoulder to glare at Temple. “I know you’ve seen those Teen Queen house tapes. Yes, it is stupid to argue with success and an easy entrée. Right.”

Molina punched off the cell phone.

“Great,” she whispered under her breath, eyeing the sleeping girls. “I hate it when Mariah comes out smelling like tea roses when she should be grounded for ten weeks.”

She eyed Temple. “God, I’m going to hate seeing that black wig of yours.”

“And me?” Rafi asked.

“And your new, improved annoying persona. Forget any home runs today. We’re going straight to the Oasis to operate our sting at the Dancing With the Celebs show that starts a weeklong TV run tomorrow.”

“But Matt’s on that,” Temple objected.

“On it? He’s on this case too? Another flaming civilian?”

“I meant, he’s on the show. One of the celebs. Well, he is one. Sort of.”

“Perfect,” Molina spat, meaning the opposite. She seemed to remember something, looked briefly sheepish, then sighed. “I guess you might want Zoe Chloe to be on site, then. The show’s getting death threats, the hotel and sponsors are going ballistic, they’re worried the junior performers will attract the Barbie Doll Killer, and the captain is just as happy as heck I can lead my ready-made amateur undercover team right into the killing field. And it will be one, because I’m going to kill Alch for squealing to the captain about who is who and where we were and what we were doing.”

“I suppose,” Rafi said, “those hokey false identities that Buchanan created for us will work here. What were they again?”

Molina’s teeth seemed to be grinding. “You know only too well. It’s all set up. We’ve got access to a high-roller suite at the Oasis. Or, rather, Miss Zoe Chloe Ozone has. Matt Devine’s personal appearance agent, Tony Fortunato, did a number on the competition organizers. Apparently even that weasel Crawford Buchanan has some pull. Fortunato negotiated a rock-star package for Our Little Miss Smartmouth. He said if she didn’t do the entourage routine she’d look phony.”

There was a silence. The backseat girls slept through the verbal fireworks, as fast-growing, sleep-deprived drama queen teens will.

“Death threats, they said?” Temple asked, worried about Matt.