Cat In An Alien X-Ray

She flashes the face of her cell phone at the video camera eavesdropping over Buchanan’s shoulder. “This man was hot.”

I cringe in embarrassment for Miss Temple’s species.

Looks like alien abductees are the new multimedia, multicultural sex symbol, and then some.

Chapter 30

Fallout

“You don’t need to take me downtown, honest,” Temple said when Molina escorted her to a parked squad car.

“I should,” Molina answered. “I said to keep me informed, not to take us all to Oz, and your big cat too.”

Lieutenant Molina’s face wore a slightly sour professional scowl. Detective Su, Alch’s partner and a petite Asian woman who could out-scowl her superior officer, was leaning against the squad car’s door, keeping Temple sitting tight in the passenger seat.

Temple remembered she’d left Louie locked in her Miata ten minutes earlier. She needed to get him out before it got too hot, although he actually liked to snooze under the dashboard on the passenger side in the Circle Ritz parking lot … a spot that was warm, dark, and defended. And also kept close watch on her comings and goings.

Often she wished the shoe were on the other paw.

Molina was in the driver’s seat, one long leg jackknifed in the crowded under–steering wheel area, the other on the street through the ajar door.

The black-and-white’s interior was hot, crammed with equipment, and smelled like a spilled strawberry soda, thanks to an odor remover. Temple was thinking if she stayed here too long, she might throw up.

“Things,” Temple said, “went horribly wrong terribly fast.”

“Just your speed.” Molina was tapping the keys of the built-in computer. “I want to know why your cat was the only one to understand that building had a fully climbable, completed interior.”

“Legendary curiosity?”

Molina’s scowl deepened into furrows, and her fingertips beat the keys even faster. Temple decided to go for it. “Speaking of curiosity, why all the crowd rumors about the corpse being a Mayan or an Aztec?”

“Cruise YouTube.”

Temple did, pumping in the words “Mayan” and “Vegas.”

A bronze-skinned nude figure like a broken starfish came up in blurry focus.

“Ouch,” Temple said. “How’d anybody get crime scene photos to post on social media?”

“Not us. Paparazzi and wannabes. The pros have been stalking the morgue for years. Coroner Bahr has metal shades on his windows, and they still smuggle themselves in.”

“But these were taken here, where the man fell. Where did the ancient Aztec-Mayan rumor come from?”

“Profiling,” Molina said sardonically, leaning back as an actual color crime-scene photo popped onto the screen.

“Oh.” This photo was Kodak sharp from the days of yore when there was a Kodak camera and color Kodak film to boast of, like back in the ’90s. The body had landed in a swastika-sign position. The man’s naked skin was as deeply bronze as the male figures on ancient Egyptian tomb paintings, and his build was lean and toned, which, again, brought to mind the peoples of ancient empires.

The face was in profile, untouched on the revealed side. But his profile, with the strong frontal ridge over the prominent nose, looked a lot like those Mayan stone carvings of elaborately unclothed warriors UFO believers liked to identify as wearing astronaut gear instead of mere ceremonial headdresses and battle armament.

Temple had always found that claim far-fetched, but she mentioned that astronaut theory to Molina, who snorted.

“The Incas, Aztecs, and Mayans didn’t die out entirely under the Spaniard conquistadors,” Molina said. “You can still see contemporary people with faces from the monuments all through Mexico and Central America.”

“This guy sure wasn’t old, like the first body.”

“In vigorous health, Coroner Bahr says, after a fast look-see,” Molina agreed. “About forty-five to fifty.”

“Okay, so he’s super buff for that age. The tabloid sites are screaming about ‘scars of alien surgery.’ I can see some faint lines curling onto his front torso, but they’re about as clear as the canals on Mars. Did Grizzly have any conclusions on that?”

“Cozy with the coroner, are we?”

“I have a wide range of acquaintanceship.”

“Sadly, that’s sometimes of use to me. The amateur alien experts are texting that the marks are … ‘purposefully placed shallow track incisions, some in positions on the ribs almost like … gills.’”

Temple gasped. “That does sound alien.”

“According to Grizzly, they’re recent but healed. They do mark primarily the back, curve around the sides, and some are down the backs of the legs.”

“Gang initiation?” Temple asked.

“No tats. Besides, he’s too old and well cared for. This man’s teeth were in great condition. No fillings.”

“That’s rare.”

“But not impossible. There are geographical areas where the water naturally contains fluoride.”