Chickenhawk: Back in the World

Since he had the gun loaded, John decided to start shooting at stuff in the water. He tossed empty beer cans ahead of the Namaste and blasted them with the rifle as they came back past us. We all took turns, killing bottles, cans, anything loose. Blam! Blam! What fun. Bring on those fucking pirates! We shot up about thirty rounds before John put the rifle back in its case and stowed it under his mattress.

While I put our evening meal together, I designed a real smuggling sailboat. It had a fifteen-hundred-horsepower turbine engine—like the one in the Huey I used to fly—mounted below deck. My boat had hydrofoils under the hull and a deck-mounted 20mm cannon. When things looked grim, we’d drop sails on my boat, give ‘em a few blasts with the cannon for fun, ka-pow! and then we’d kick in the turbine and blast away on the hydrofoils at sixty knots. Fuck you, pirates. Fuck you, Coast Guard.

When we sighted land at sunset on the fifth day, we changed course slightly to keep our distance. Our new concern was the Colombian navy.

We sailed parallel to the west coast of the Guaijira Peninsula, scanning the coast, looking for landmarks with the binoculars. Using landmarks, like a big power plant and a mountain peak we could see on shore and locate on the map, we could triangulate our position.

John began calling our contact. “Ike. Ike. This is Tina. This is Tina. Over,” he said. He repeated the message for five minutes. We heard nothing but static.

Two hours later, we saw lights popping to life on the coast as darkness set in. We usually ate about now, but no one was cooking. We passed the binoculars around, looking for trouble in all directions.

John tried the radio again. “Ike. Ike. This is Tina. This is Tina. Over.”

“Hello, Tina. This is Ike.”

“Son of a bitch!” John said to Ireland and me. “He’s there!”

“Glad to hear you,” John said. “We’re about fifteen miles from rendezvous. Over.”

“Roger, Tina. We’re ready. Let me know when you’re within a mile or so. I’ll put the lights on.”

“Roger, Ike. What about the yacht club?” John radioed. I didn’t know what that meant.

Ike laughed on the radio. “Don’t worry about the yacht club, Tina. The regatta’s over.”

“Roger, Ike. See you in about three. Tina out.” John put the microphone down, smiling.

“What’s the yacht club? Put what lights on?” I said.

“The ‘yacht club’ means the Colombian navy. They’re not around. And Ike’s got a Land Rover on the beach. He’ll park it facing the water. When we’re closer, he’ll turn the lights on.”

“Who’s this guy, Ike?” I asked. Ireland had gone below.

“He’s another Nam vet,” John said. “Seem to be a lot of us in this business. Guess we have the proper training.”

“Maybe,” I said. “I still think most of this mission is based on fucking blind luck.”

“You call this luck? We hit our target on the dot. We’re right on time. Luck? The damn navy is nowhere to be seen. You call that luck?” John shook his head like a guy trying to talk sense to an idiot. “Bob,” John said quietly, “we’ve done this before.”

He was right. I was arguing from ignorance. “You took care of the navy?”

“Ike did. That’s part of his job.”

“How’d he do that? How do you take care of a whole navy?”

“You’ll be meeting him in a few hours. Why don’t you ask him yourself?”

Ireland came up from below with a pot of coffee. We made peanut butter and Ritz cracker sandwiches and ate while we kept a nervous vigil. Ike said he’d taken care of the navy, but people boast.

CHAPTER 17

“Ike, this is Tina. Over,” John radioed. According to our plots on the map, we should have been close to the pickup point.

“Hear you, Tina. Do you see me?”

We looked along the dark coast and saw car headlights blaze out through the humid air. It looked like we were about a mile away.

“Roger, Ike. I see you. We’ll move in closer.”

“Okay, Tina. Just watch your depth; gets shallow quick around here.”

We’d already dropped the sails and were motoring. Our wake was alive with glittering phosphorescent sea life emitting an eerie green light a hundred times brighter than we’d seen before. The water around the Namaste looked like it was lit by underwater lamps in the hull. The bright green prop wash extended back hundreds of yards. As John stood in the cockpit steering the Namaste, I watched the depth finder and Ireland stood out on the bow pulpit checking for obstacles—rocks, logs, canoes. It was a moonless night, but you could see well enough in the starlight to spot large objects if they got close enough.

“Fifty feet,” I said.

“Okay. Tell me when it gets to fifteen.” The Namaste had a six-foot draft.

John steered parallel to the shore until he came abreast of the car lights. He turned toward shore and throttled down to a crawl.

“Looking good,” Ike radioed.

Apparently Ike could see us, but we could only see his headlights. When we got closer, I could see flashlights bobbing around the car. The depth finder showed the water getting shallow fast. “Fifteen feet.” John put the engine in neutral. We drifted closer.