Dead in the Dog

From his position as the rearguard of the convoy, Steven Blackwell looked at the small crowd ahead with concerned interest. In cases of murder, it was traditional for the investigators to attend the funeral of the victim, though he had never yet heard of any advantage coming from it.

The coffin was lifted from the Daimler by four of James’s fellow planters, including Les Arnold, and placed on a rather rickety trolley belonging to the cemetery. A large bunch of tropical flowers, which Steven assumed had been ordered by Diane, lay on top. A few of the onlookers stepped forward to add their own sprays of colourful blooms, including Doris Hawkins who contributed one from the Sisters’ Mess.

With the mourners following, the chaplain set off behind the coffin as it was trundled down a path between rows of old graves, some moss covered and dating back scores of years. John Smale wore a surplice over a light cassock with a purple stole around his neck, as he walked ahead of Diane and the Mackays.

The procession drifted along in silence, until the roar of an engine caused most heads to turn, as a black Vauxhall swept in from the road to the parking area.

‘Bloody hell, it’s the Old Man!’ muttered Percy Loosemore irreverently, as Desmond O’Neill hopped from the driving seat and hurried after the funeral procession. Not only did the colonel catch them up, but he pushed past the stragglers and with his jerky up-and-down gait, went straight to the front and squeezed himself between Diane Robertson and her manager. There were some scowls and muted murmurs from the throng, but as he was the most senior officer present, nothing was said aloud. The new widow looked quizzically at him, then turned her attention back to the proceedings, as they had by now arrived at the graveside. Steven Blackwell watched this tableau from the rear, putting O’Neill’s behaviour down to his well-known eccentricity, as the gaunt colonel put his hand on Diane’s elbow and solicitously steered her to the edge of the open pit.

‘What’s the old bugger up to now?’ hissed David Meredith to Alec Watson. Any reply was stifled by the start of the burial service, as the coffin was unloaded on to two planks placed across the fresh excavation. There was no church service, as Diane had impressed on the padre that neither she nor James had had any religious beliefs, but for convention’s sake, the Reverend Smale went though an abbreviated version of the service at the graveside. The police superintendent watched all the bowed heads as they listened dutifully to the calm voice of the priest, but saw nothing that rang alarm bells in his head hinting at someone’s guilt. Even the colonel’s peculiar actions could be put down to a middle-aged fantasy over a beautiful woman.

Within a few minutes the soliloquy was ended, the planks removed and James Robertson’s mortal remains were lowered into the ground.

Tom Howden stood dutifully alongside Lynette and the words of Rupert Brooke’s poem came into his head. He felt that ‘a corner of a foreign field that is forever England’, was most appropriate to this scene. Tom had another wave of unreality passing over him, momentarily disbelieving that he was standing in sticky heat below jungle-covered hills, watching a murdered man disappear below ground, instead of being in the cold drizzle of a December Tyneside.

There was no morbid ceremony of handfuls of earth being thrown on to the coffin and almost casually, the group turned away and left two Indian labourers to fill in the grave. Diane and the chaplain again led the way back to the cars, where a rather ragged series of commiserations were offered by those attending the service, before everyone went off to find their transport.

‘Look, the undertakers are doing a runner!’ exclaimed Alec Watson – and sure enough, the two Daimlers took off empty, obviously going straight back to Ipoh. As the junior medical officers watched, they saw that a redistribution of passengers was taking place. Douglas Mackay and his wife went to Les Arnold’s large estate car, while Diane was escorted to Desmond O’Neill’s Velox.

‘Looks like the old sod has taken a fancy to the blonde bombshell,’ muttered Percy Loosemore. ‘Good job our revered surgeon didn’t come, he’d have blown his top.’

They pressed nearer the cars and as the colonel gallantly opened the passenger door for Diane, they heard her call out rather too gaily for the occasion. ‘God, I need a drink after that! Desmond, call in at the New Club on the way back, there’s a dear.’

The next two days were busy ones for the police in Tanah Timah and the death of James Robertson had to take a back seat as far as Steven Blackwell was concerned, though in truth, there was little to be done except take unhelpful statements from people who knew James.