Death and Honor

“No, I haven’t. You, Clete?”

“This is all news to me.”

Graham shook his head in disbelief, then went on: “So the Brits, after thinking about it for a month, decided to tell us, even though they knew this would mean the Germans would know they had been reading their mail.”

“And what happened?” Clete said.

“Then President Wilson sat on the telegram for a week, before finally releasing it to the press on March first. The American people were furious, and a lot of them seemed more annoyed with Mexico, who hadn’t said a word to us about the telegram, than with the Germans. Anyway, a month after that we declared war on Germany.”

“I’ll be a sonofabitch,” Hughes said indignantly. “Those goddamn Mexicans!”

Graham laughed. “See what I mean? ‘All’s fair in love and war,’ Howard. Write that down.”

“You think they’re trying to pull the same thing again, with Argentina?” Hughes asked.

“On the way up here,” Clete said, “I wondered if Tío Juan had really been careless, or whether he wanted me to find those maps.”

“Tío Juan? This Argentine colonel?” Hughes asked, and when Clete nodded, added, “Why would he do that?”

“It’s a long way up here from down there,” Clete said. “I thought of a lot of possibilities.”

There was a knock at the door and a new voice called, “Room service.”

This time there were two “waiters” who entered the room. They could have passed as brothers of the first “waiter.” They were pushing a food cart and a smaller cart holding an assortment of bottles, an ice bucket, an array of glasses, and a martini shaker.

Clete lifted one of the chrome domes over a plate and saw that it covered a hot turkey sandwich, which explained the very quick service.

“Everybody gets the same thing?” he asked.

Hughes nodded.

“That should be interesting,” Clete said. “They don’t have turkeys in Argentina. . . . Or cranberry sauce.”

“I didn’t think about that,” Graham said.

“Not a problem. If they’re as hungry as I am, it won’t make any difference.”

And then Clete’s brain went off on a tangent:

Maybe I could raise turkeys on Estancia San Pedro y San Pablo.

They’re probably no harder to raise than chickens.

Build some pens.

Hell, let ’em run loose.

They hunt wild turkey in Alabama.

That might be fun.

Hell, why not get some pheasants, too?

What about foxes? Do we have foxes down there, some other predator that would eat my turkeys and pheasants?

What the hell am I doing?

Am I that tired, that my brain goes off the track?

Or is it shutting down?

“Are you going to eat that, Clete?” Howard Hughes inquired. “Or just stand there holding that chrome thing and looking at it?”

“I think I just fell asleep standing up.”

“You want to just forget talking, Clete?” Graham asked.

“Let’s see what a healthy jolt of Jack Daniel’s does for me,” Clete said, and reached for the bottle and a glass, then poured three fingers of whiskey.

Hughes jerked his thumb at the waiters, signaling them to leave. Both said, “Yes, Mr. Hughes.”

When they had left the room Clete said, making it a question: “You seem to be pretty well known around here, Howard.”

Hughes shrugged but didn’t reply.

“You were saying Colonel Perón wanted you to see those maps?” Graham said.

“I think that’s possible,” Clete said.

“Why would he want to do that?”

“All kinds of possibilities,” Clete said. “The bottom line to all my thinking on the way up is that my Tío Juan is a lot smarter than I’ve been giving him credit for being.”

Graham grunted. “I tried to make that point to you.”

Frade raised his glass in a gesture of a toast, took a long sip of the drink, and when he’d swallowed and exhaled, went on: “Too smart—knowing Dorotea and I were going to the house—to leave something incriminating just lying around where I was likely to find it. And I thought that he’s smart enough to have put a hair or something in the lid of the map case that would tell him it had been opened.”

“You’re right, Alex,” Hughes said. “Our little Cletus has developed a real feel for the spy business, hasn’t he?”

“Fuck you, Howard,” Clete said sharply, raising his glass in Hughes’s direction in another mock toast, and taking another drink.

Hughes looked at him coldly.

“What did you say?” he asked incredulously after a moment.

“You’re out of line, Howard,” Graham said. “Clete, when I told him what I think of you, what Allen Dulles thinks of you, it was complimentary. The phrase ‘Little Cletus’ never came up.”

Unrepentant, Hughes blurted: “I’ve known him since he was in short pants, for God’s sake!”