Dirty South

I ran fast around my old truck, where Annie yelped to me from the passenger seat, and through a scattered patch of trees.

I squatted down into a ditch by the edge of the small forest. Pines, palmettos, and knotted old oaks surrounded me. Vines and broken branches and decaying stumps covered the forest floor. A thick black snake twisted out from a hole in a toppled tree and sauntered away. Overhead, only small pricks of yellow light broke through the leafy ceiling.

A flash of a plaid shirt showed deep in the woods.

Another giggle.

“Riggins,” I shouted. “It’s Nick Travers.”

My voice echoed as I crouched forward and moved out of the ditch and into the trees.

Another shot cracked farther away and I saw the driver’s side mirror of my truck explode. I moved slow, still bending at the waist, watching.

I only heard crickets. Soft feet crunched.

A woodpecker returned to a dead oak tree and a couple of squirrels scattered in the leaves and needles.

More feet ran and then slowed.

The woodpecker stopped.

Then returned.

Dry heated air ran through the woods. A small creek oozed through the uneven splice of a narrow muddy bank.

I crept over the water, several hundred yards from the trailer.

I thought I could come back on whoever was out there.

I was a silent Indian creeping through the land. I could not be heard. I imagined sneaking up behind this peckerwood and catching him. Maybe not.

I tripped over some fishing line tied to a bunch of beer cans, cutting into my palms, and fell to the ground.

A long bowie-knife blade found my throat and I heard a voice I remembered from a decade ago say, “When y’all gonna realize this is the U.S.A., not the U.S.S.R.? I don’t owe shit.”

I looked back. “Hello, Riggins,” I said.

“Travers?”

53

RIGGINS TOOK ME and Polk Salad Annie to a small camp he’d built in the woods. Nothing more than a child’s play fort made of plywood, furnished with large spindles that once held telephone wires and big tree stumps for seats. I found a stump and sat down by a little ring of rocks filled with charred wood. Riggins poked at the wood with a stick he’d found and belched into his fist.

Annie licked his face.

“You didn’t come out here to bring me a fuckin’ fruit basket or build me a goddamned house,” Riggins said. “Because some of those dickbrains came out last spring and said I need better shelter.”

Riggins had kept the crew cut but decided at some point to grow the whole Grizzly Adams beard. His once thick biceps had grown fat and meaty and it looked as if his stomach had doubled in size. He’d cut his flannel shirt at the armpits and I noticed the Saints tattoo still running down his shoulder. A COUNTRY BOY CAN SURVIVE printed on a Rebel flag flew on the opposite side.

“Some guy that sells RVs out in town knew where I was livin’ and, because he’s some mucho jock sniffer, decided I need some shit called ‘a hand up.’ I said that sounded like a hand job and to take both of his hands to spread his ass real wide to make room for his fuckin’ head.”

“I need to talk to you about Trey Brill,” I said. I had to squint into the sunlight shooting through the oak leaves and vines just to watch his face.

The branch in Riggins’s hand snapped and he brushed at his beard with his fingers. He nodded for a while and spit into the dead fire.

“You seen my wife?” he asked.

“Didn’t know you were married.”

“When Brill cleaned me out, she left me for my next-door neighbor,” he said, his muscles tightening under the bristled cheeks. “A guy who made fuckin’ watches for a living. Watches out of jewels and faces of old movie stars. Guy had this hair transplant that looked like the goddamn head on a little girl’s doll. Goddamn. I stole his Jet Ski, rode it down to St. Charles Parish, and then set the motherfucker on fire.”

I nodded.

“You knew about me and Brill, right?” he asked. “You’re not thinking of having him run your money. God, I thought everybody knew how he fucked me like a monkey on a football.”

“Tell me about it,” I said. “The money. Not the monkey. I saw that you filed suit for mismanagement.”

“Yeah, my lawyer was a cocksucker,” he said. “You know that little weight coach we had? The one who drank protein shakes and wore bikers’ pants? He told me this guy was the best in New Orleans. All he did was clean out the rest of my bank account and have his secretary send me a ‘sorry for fuckin’ up your life’ card on my goddamned birthday.”

I picked up a couple of stones on the ground and whizzed them into the woods. The afternoon sun had flushed blood and heat into my face. “What did he do, Riggins?”

“You’re gonna think I’m the biggest dumb-ass you ever heard,” he said. “Almost don’t want to tell you.”

“Trey’s fucking over Teddy Paris.”

“Fat Teddy?”

I nodded.

“Remember when I sent that fucking whore to meet Teddy after we got back from San Francisco?”

“Yeah,” I said, my face unchanging. “Hilarious.”

“Man, that was funny as shit.”

He laughed for a few minutes, really chuckling to himself, until he dropped his big head into his hands and his back began to shake.