Nick prided himself on being prompt and businesslike in his dealings. He checked over his records to find why he had been slow in delivering the last Cleve order. It took a lot of thumbing of sheets to arrive at the reason. He had gone first, he found, to Martie Allen’s apartment and had learned there about the murder, after which he had been so disturbed over the blighting of her romance he had bought a paper of his own and had read it through. This had made him late in his deliveries. He was wondering how he could square himself with Mr. Cleve when his eye happened to go back to the sheet containing the order.
Twenty minutes later the district police station was disrupted by the entrance of a highly excited Nick with Mr. Cyrus Hubbard Cleve in tow. Mr. Cleve, collarless and in carpet slippers, did not seem to know what it was all about.
“She’s not guilty, Mr. Officer, she’s not guilty!” Nick kept repeating. He was waving a dirty sheet of foolscap in the air.
“Lissen,” said the sergeant, shoving him back from the desk. “Who’s not guilty? And who in hell are
“I am Nick Sforzak, merchant, Second Avenue. Mr. Officer, see, I have system. I keep sheets at door so customers can write down orders when I’m not there. Mr. Cleve, who is prominent citizen, will swear he write his order down at quarter to nine.”
“So what?” demanded the law impatiently.
“So this, Mr. Officer. It was night of Mr. Hames’s murder. Officer, please, I close always nine o’clock sharp.
The sergeant, beginning to feel that he might have his hands on something after all, took the sheet and studied the last two entries. He read first what the retired executive had written in his neat Spencerian hand:
The entry beneath was in a large and sprawling hand:
The News in English
by Graham Greene
Lord Haw-Haw of Zeesen was off the air.
All over England the new voice was noticed: precise and rather lifeless, it was the voice of a typical English don.
In his first broadcast he referred to himself as a man young enough to sympathize with what he called “the resurgence of youth all over the new Germany,” and that was the reason — combined with the pedantic tone — he was at once nicknamed Dr. Funkhole.
It is the tragedy of such men that they are never alone in the world.