Some might have looked at these elaborate precautions and called them indications of paranoia. To the doctor, however, this was simply paying attention to detail.
His dad had often counseled him on the importance of security. The great director's production offices were equipped with state-of-the-art (for that time) security to protect him from jilted starlets, volatile actors furious with the way he’d edited their performances, and any critic who might have discovered who had paid to have his mother’s legs broken.
Now, confident that neither Dusty nor Martie could harm him faster than he could access them, Ahriman buzzed Jennifer and told her that he was ready for his appointment. Without rising from his desk, he triggered the electronic lock on the door to the reception lounge, and it swung slowly inward on powered hinges.
The doctor clicked an icon that showed a pair of headphones.
Martie and Dusty entered, appearing angry but more subdued than he expected. When he directed them to the two smaller chairs that faced his desk, they sat as instructed.
The door closed behind them.
“Doctor,” Martie said, “we don’t know what the hell’s going on, but we know it’s rotten, it stinks, it's sick, and we want answers.”
Ahriman had been consulting his computer screen as she talked. Judging by the absence of the low-level electronic field associated with a voice-activated transmitter, she was not wired.
“A moment, please,” he said, clicking a microphone icon.
“Listen,” Dusty said angrily, “we’re not going to just sit here while you —”
“Ssshhh,” the doctor admonished, finger to his lips. “Only for a moment, please, absolute silence. Absolute.”
They glanced at each other while Ahriman studied the report on the screen.
The doctor said, “Martie, there are highly sensitive microphones in this room that detect the precise, characteristic sound pattern of the rhythmically turning hubs in a cassette tape recorder. I see that you have left your purse open and are holding it tipped slightly toward me. Do you have such a device in your purse?”
Clearly shaken, she extracted the recorder.
“Put it on the desk, please.”
She leaned forward from her chair and surrendered the recorder.
Ahriman switched it off and extracted the minicassette.
“You’ve got that tape,” Martie said angrily. “All right, okay. But we’ve got a better one, you son of a bitch. We’ve got one of Susan Jagger —”
“Raymond Shaw,” said the doctor.
“I’m listening,” Martie responded, stiffening slightly in her chair as she was activated.
Immediately, as Dusty turned to frown at his wife, Ahriman said, “Viola Narvilly.”
“I’m listening,” Dusty replied, his attitude identical to that of his wife’s.
Accessing the two simultaneously would be tricky but doable. If more than six seconds passed between exchanges in their enabling haiku, they would revert to full consciousness. Therefore, he would have to switch back and forth between them, like a juggler spinning plates on top of sticks.
To Martie, he said, “Blown from the west —” “You are the west and the western wind.”
To Dusty, he said, “Lightning gleams —”
“You are the lightning.”
Now to Martie: “— fallen leaves gather —”
“The leaves are your instructions.”
And back to Dusty: “— and a night heron’s shriek —”
“The shrieks are your instructions.”
Ahriman finished with Martie: “— in the east.”
“I am the east.”
Finally to Dusty: “— travels into darkness.”
“I am the darkness.”
Martie sat with her head tipped slightly forward, her eyes on her hands, which were clutching her purse.
Beautiful bowed head. If told to blow out her brains… obeys her master.
Admittedly, this was not first-rate haiku, but the doctor found the sentiment charming.
Still turned toward his wife, head half cocked in an attitude of puzzlement, Dusty appeared to be focused on her.
Of course, she was not actually interested in her purse, and her husband was not truly aware of her, because both of them were waiting for one thing: instructions.
Perfect.
Astonished and delighted, Ahriman leaned back in his chair and marveled at how abruptly his fortunes had improved. The game, which he’d been restructuring this morning, could now be played out with much of his original strategy. All his problems were solved.
Well, except for the Keanuphobe. But now with the universe seeming to be considerate of the doctor’s every need, he expected that the issue of the hemi-billionaire bubblehead basket case would be resolved to his advantage before the day was out.
He was curious to know how this unlikely pair, the housepainter and the video-game designer, had survived New Mexico. Indeed, he had five hundred questions if he had one; he could have spent the entire day quizzing them about how they had puzzled out so much about him even with the few wild cards that had fallen in their favor.