“I wonder if they’re going to film this whole charade,” said Odelia.
“Of course they will,” said Chase. “This is all going to be on the show.”
“Yeah, this will probably be the number one show of the season.”
Odelia wondered why Max and Dooley hadn’t discovered anything. Usually they were great at ferreting out those small details no one else was capable of discovering. Trivial things that could lead to a break in the case.
Her phone buzzed and she excused herself, stepping into the corridor. It was her mother.“Hey, Mom. Everything all right?”
“Did you know that you and Chase were on TV just now?”
“We were?”
“There’s an item on the Kenspeckles, and they showed you and Chase leaving the house where they’re staying. You were waving at the camera.”
She remembered passing the camera crews camping out at the gate.“Yay. I’m famous.”
“Yay.”
“So what did they say?”
“Oh, nothing special. There was a lot of speculation about those black cars. They think it’s either the Men in Black arriving or the FBI. Your grandmother thinks it’s the Men in Black. I’m going with the FBI.”
“What would the Men in Black want with the Kenspeckles?”
“Well, the newscaster is convinced the Kenspeckles are aliens, colluding with other aliens on their mother ship to colonize the planet. The other theory is that it’s the FBI, and the local police are being sidelined. So what is it?”
“It’s the FBI,” she confirmed. “We’re out. They’re in.”
“They’re all aliens!” suddenly Gran’s voice sounded over the phone. “One look at Camille is enough to know she’s preparing an alien invasion. It’s in the eyes, honey. No amount of plastic surgery can hide those alien eyes.”
“The Kenspeckles are no aliens, Gran.”
“Rubbish. The alien wears Prada. Don’t be fooled by the fancy clothes.”
“Will you give me back that phone?” Mom said. “What did you say?”
“The FBI has taken over, Mom. Our investigation is officially a bust.”
“Oh, that’s too bad. Can you invite your uncle and Chase over for dinner? We have barbecue. Does Chase like his mashed potatoes with garlic?”
She did a mental head thunk. Was this a time to think about barbecue?“I don’t know, Mom. I don’t know how Chase likes his mashed potatoes.”
“Well, ask him, will you? This is important.”
Of course it was.“I’ll ask him.”
“Oh, and I’m thinking about getting a dog.”
“A dog? Why a dog? Don’t we have enough cats?”
“Yeah, but dogs are affectionate. I hardly ever see Dooley or Harriet. They’re either over at your place or out and about. Dogs stick to you like glue. I was thinking of getting myself a French Bulldog, like the one Shana Kenspeckle had? I saw him on TV—they did a rerun of some older episodesof the Kenspeckles—and he looks so cute!”
“Yeah, dogs love their owners,” Odelia admitted. “Though Kane isn’t as cute in real life as he is on TV, Mom. He’s an annoying little yapper.”
“Kane? Who’s Kane?”
“Shana Kenspeckle’s dog? The dog that’s on the show?”
“Oh, but that’s not Shana’s dog, honey. Shana’s dog was called Lil’ Pim. He died last year, remember? Been with her since she was a kid. Kane used to belong to someone in Shana’s entourage. They gifted Kane to Shana as a present when Lil’ Pim died. To soften the blow.”
Something went clickety click inside Odelia’s head, like pieces of a puzzle falling into place. A sudden surge of excitement shot through her. “Do you remember who that dog belonged to, Mom?”
“Sure, um…” Her mother’s voice trailed off. “Lemme think for a second. It’ll come to me.” There was some shuffling, then her mother’s voice called out, “Mom! Who gave Shana Kenspeckle her new dog? I’m asking your grandmother, honey,” she added, as if that wasn’t obvious already.
“Damien LeWood!” Gran yelled back.
“Not her husband, her dog! Who gave her the dog?!”
There was some muffled discussion on the other end, and then Gran took over the phone again.“Is Chase coming over for dinner, honey? We’re having barbecue.”
She gritted her teeth.“Gran, who gave Shana her new dog?”
“Ask him if he likes his mashed potatoes with garlic. I think he does, but your mother has gotten it into her head he doesn’t. Can you settle the argument? I’m right, aren’t I? I’m always right. I’ve got a mind like a steel trap.”
She heaved a deep sigh.“I’m sure Chase likes garlic.”
“See! I told you so! He looks like a garlic-loving guy to me.”
She tried to resist the urge to drag her grandmother through the phone.“Gran? The name?”
“Um… Lemme think for a minute. It’s on the tip of my tongue.”
Finally, her mother came on the line.“I just remembered, honey.”
When her mother gave her the name, Odelia’s jaw went slack.
It was the very last person she would have suspected.
Chapter 23
While Odelia and Chase were meeting with Chief Alec, Dooley and I went in search of Brutus and Harriet. It was time for an emergency meeting. I had once sworn a sacred oath that I would stand by my human, and I wasn’t going to forsake her now. It was obvious this murder investigation meant a lot to Odelia, and so far we’d let her down.