Flashman And The Tiger

"Que voulez-vous? Am I one to bear a grudge against a beautiful woman? True, our relationship cooled for a time—until a few weeks ago, in effect, when she begged me to visit her, and pleaded that the importance she had attached to learning my secret had made it imperative that she have a witness. Her contrition was expressed with such charm and sincerity that I forgave her at once, and she then confessed that she had a favour to ask of me. I had once told her, had I not, that among my friends I numbered the celebrated Sir Harry Flashman? I replied that you were my best of friends, and she sighed—oh, such a sigh!—and cried out `Ah, that hero! What I would give to meet him!' I assured her that it could be arranged—and then," he twinkled mischievously, "it occurred to me that here was an opportunity to repay you, cher ’Arree, for your great service to me in Berlin. `It happens,' I told her, `that Sir Harry also possesses the secret of the Congress treaty. No doubt he could be persuaded to divulge it to one so charming as yourself.' My friend, she was overjoyed, and urged me to effect an introduction without delay." He beamed at me, stroking his whiskers. "You see my thought—while I do not doubt your ability to captivate a lady who already holds you in the warmest regard, it will do no harm if you are also in a position to answer a question to which she attaches such importance. It will amuse you to be … persuaded, non?"

I studied the innocent-cunning face, wondering. "Subtle little devil, ain’t you, Blow? Why are you so obliging? You know how I’ll make her pay for the secret—are you using me as a penance for her sins, by any chance?"

"My dear friend! Ah, but that is unkind! When I have no thought but to amuse you! Oh, perhaps I am also taking my little revenge on la Grande Princesse by making her a suppliant to one less foolishly sympathetic than Blowitz. But who knows," he tittered, "it may end by amusing her also!"

"If you mean that she’ll find me a welcome change from Otto Bismarck, I’m flattered," says I, and asked when I’d meet the lady. He became mysterious again, saying it would be for tomorrow night, but wouldn’t tell me where. "Be patient, my friend. I wish your rendezvous to be a surprise, what you call a treat—my petit cadeau to you. Believe me, it will be a most novel meeting-place—oh, but romantic! You will be delighted, I promise, and I will have made you a trifling repayment towards the debt I owe you for Berlin."

So I humoured him, and agreed to be at my hotel, the Chatham, the following evening, with my valise all packed. His mention of Berlin had reminded me of Caprice, but he had not seen her in two years. "After the Congress I heard of her in Rome and Vienna, but nothing since, and I do not inquire, since I suppose her work is of a secret nature still. Ah, but she had the true gift of intrigue, la petite Caprice! Decidedly she must marry an ambassador of promise; then her talents will have full play, eh?"

Looking back, I guess Blowitz’s "treat" was a sight to see. The first of anything usually is, and the inauguration which took place in Paris that Sunday night was historic, in a Froggy sort of way. If I wasn’t unduly impressed, Blowitz himself was partly to blame; one evening of his company was always about my limit, and his enthusiasm for his "petit cadeau" was such that I was quite put off beforehand, and a day spent loafing in the hotel hadn’t raised my spirits. The small unease that had been in my mind on the Channel crossing had returned, as it always does when I ain’t quite sure what I’m being pushed into, or why, and when Blowitz collected me from the Chatham as dusk was falling, I was carrying a decided hump—all the greater ’cos common sense told me I’d no reason for it.

Blowitz was in a fine excitement, greeting me exuberantly, telling the cabby to make all haste to the Place de Strasbourg, and parrying my inquiries with a waggishness which set my teeth on edge: all would be revealed presently; yes, we had a small journey to our rendezvous with Princess Kralta, but everything was arranged, and I would be transported in more ways than one—this with a hysterical giggle as he bounced up and down on his seat, urging the driver to hurry. I fought down an urge to kick the little chatterbox out of the cab, and consoled myself with the thought I hat presently I’d be having my wicked way with that fine piece of blue-blooded batter; the vision of her imperious figurehead and strapping form had been in my mind all day, competing with my vague unease, and now that the reality was in prospect, I was becoming a mite impatient.

Shortly before seven we pulled up at the canopied entrance of the Gare de l’Est, Blowitz clamouring for porters and hurrying me into the concourse—so our "small journey" was to be by rail, which meant, I supposed, that Madame’s mansion lay in one of the fashionable districts outside the city.