Joyland

"Loaded. Tipsed means loaded. Don't ask me why. Until the wheel's tipsed, you just alternate between super-slow and stop. Once you've got a full load-which you'll have most of the time, if we have a good season-you go to the normal slow speed. They get four minutes." He pointed to his suitcase radio. "It's my boomie, but the rule is when you run the ride, you control the tunes. Just no real blasting rock and roll Who, Zep, Stones, stuff like that-until after the sun goes down.

Got it?"

"Yeah. What about letting them off?"

"Exactly the same. Super-slow, stop. Super-slow, stop. Always line up the yellow stripe with the Happy Hound, and you'll always have a car right at the ramp. You should be able to get ten spins an hour. If the wheel's loaded each time, that's over seven hundred customers, which comes to almost a d-note."

"Which is what, in English?"

"Five hundred."

I looked at him uncertainly. "I won't really have to do this, will I? I mean, it's your ride."

"It's Brad Easterbrook's ride, kiddo. They all are. I'm just another employee, although I've been here a few years. I'll run the hoister most of the time, but not all of the time. And hey, stop sweating. There are carnies where half-drunk bikers covered with tattoos do this, and if they can, you can."

"If you say so."

Lane pointed. "Gates're open and here come the conies, rolling down Joyland Avenue. You're going to stick with me for the first three rides. Later on you teach the rest of your team, and that includes your Hollywood Girl. Okay?"

It wasn't even close to okay-I was supposed to send people a hundred and seventy feet in the air after a five-minute tutorial?

It was insane.

He gripped my shoulder. "You can do this, Jonesy. So never mind 'if you say so.' Tell me it's okay."

"It's okay," I said.

"Good boy." He turned on his radio, now hooked to a speaker high on the Spin's frame. The Hollies began to sing "Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress" as Lane took a pair of rawhide gloves from the back pocket of his jeans. "And get you a pair of these-you're going to need them. Also, you better start learning how to pitch." He bent down, grabbed a hand-held mike from the ever-present orange crate, put one foot up, and began to work the crowd.

"Hey folks welcome in, time to take a little spin, hurry hurry, summer won't last forever, take a ride upstairs where the air is rare, this is where the fun begins, step over here and ride the Spin."

He lowered the mike and gave me a wink. "That's my pitch, more or less; give me a drink or three and it gets a lot better.

You work out your own."

The first time I ran the Spin by myself, my hands were shaking with terror, but by the end of that first week I was running it like a pro (although Lane said my pitch needed a lot of work).

I was also capable of running the Whirly Cups and the Devil Wagons… although ride-jacking the latter came down to little more than pushing the green START button, the red STOP button, and getting the cars untangled when the rubes got them stuck together against the rubber bumpers, which was at least four times during each four-minute ride. Only when you were running the Devil Wagons, you didn't call them rides; each run was a spree.

I learned the Talk; I learned the geography, both above and below ground; I learned how to run a joint, take over a shy, and award plushies to good-looking points. It took a week or so to get most of it down, and it was two weeks before I started getting comfortable. Wearing the fur, however, I understood by twelve-thirty on my first day, and it was just my luck-good or bad-that Bradley Easterbrook happened to be in Wiggle Waggle Village at the time, sitting on a bench and eating his usual lunch of bean sprouts and tofu-hardly amusement park chow, but let's keep in mind that the man's food-processing system hadn't been new since the days of bathtub gin and flappers.

After my first impromptu performance as Howie the Happy Hound, I wore the fur a lot. Because I was good at it, you see.

And Mr. Easterbrook knew I was good at it. I was wearing it a month or so later, when I met the little girl in the red hat on Joyland Avenue.

8

That first day was a madhouse, all right. I ran the Carolina Spin with Lane until ten o'clock, then alone for the next ninety minutes while he rushed around the park putting out opening day fires. By then I no longer believed the wheel was going to malfunction and start running out of control, like the merry-goround in that old Alfred Hitchcock movie. The most terrifying thing was how trusting people were. Not a single dad with kids in tow detoured to my pitch to ask if I knew what I was doing. I didn't get as many spins as I should have-I was concentrating so hard on that damn yellow stripe that I gave myself a headache-but every spin I did get was tipsed.