Killer Pancake

“I’m John Routt, Mrs. Schulz,” he said at last. His rumpled white shirt hung in soft folds, as if it had been washed and dried but not ironed. The shirt was slack over John Routt’s chest, but a button strained to stay clasped over his copious stomach. His gray pants were as wrinkled as the shirt. I had the painful feeling that he did his own laundry.

“Forgive me,” I said again, “I was just trying to find out why Frances here”—I glared at her—“always seems to be turning up only when she’s certain I’m home.” Then I remembered the truck outside my window during the storm. I added, “Or spying on me at night.”

“I am not now, nor have I ever, been engaged in spying on you,” Frances countered defensively. “I’ve got better things to do with my time.”

“Mr. Routt,” I said, “I don’t know what’s going on here or how you’re involved.” To Frances, I said acidly, “Do you want to come back to my house, Ms. Journalism? Tell me the real reason you went in disguise to Prince & Grogan? Or is department store intelligence not on the same level with spying on a caterer?”

Frances drew a cigarette out of her purse. She lit it and said, “Goldy, chill out. I’m working on a story. That’s all you’ve ever needed to know.” She blew smoke in my direction.

“Oh, really? Are you going to do a story on how the Prince & Grogan head of security was found dead this afternoon?”

This had the desired effect. Frances’s body jerked. The cigarette dropped from her fingers.

“Nicholas Gentileschi?” John Routt said. “Dead?”

“Yes. Did you know him?”

John Routt was shaking his head. “No. No, I did not.”

I said, “Well, then—”

His shoulders slumped. There was an uncomfortable silence. “You see, Mrs. Schulz,” he said finally. “I was doing something for Frances and she was doing something for me.”

“And what was that? I’m sorry, but this does affect our family … you see, my helper, Julian Teller, lost a dear friend—”

“I know,” said John Routt. He absentmindedly patted his wrinkled pants. “Oh, Mrs. Schulz, the reason I hired Frances is that Nicholas Gentileschi suspected my granddaughter of theft. I’m sorry to hear he died, but I’m not surprised, with the people we’re dealing with. Frances and I were trying to clear Dusty. That’s why we needed the receipt. That’s why Frances was asking you for it. Does that make sense? Dusty was being accused of not giving receipts, but our suspicion was that the whole place has a receipt problem.”

“I’m sorry, I don’t understand. I don’t know what happened to the receipt. I saw it, but then Nick Gentileschi’s body … the receipt is probably back at the store. And I still don’t understand why you would need it.”

John Routt said, “There has been some theft at the store. I was afraid Gentileschi suspected I was behind the thievery. You see, what you may not know is that I have a history with Foucault-Reiser Cosmetics.”

I was suddenly aware of how much work I had to do before deadline time for the Braithwaites’ party. What John Routt was saying confused me. Outside, raindrops began to fall.

I said, “What history? What theft?”

He invited me to sit down. When the three of us were settled in the sparsely decorated room, he smiled wryly. “Mrs. Schulz, did your husband serve in Vietnam?”

Taken off guard, I said, “Well, yes, as a matter of fact. That was before I knew him, though.”

“And he came back and became a policeman,” Mr. Routt said.

“He … finished his degree first, I think. Then he went into law enforcement.”

Frances grunted, but John Routt held up an age-spotted hand. “When I got back from Korea in ’fifty-four, I was twenty-one. I tried to get into the police academy in—”

“Don’t, John,” Frances interrupted sharply. “Don’t tell her where. No specifics. She doesn’t need to know, for crying out loud! Goldy, I’m still trying to salvage a story here. If you don’t mind, I’d like to keep you and your investigator husband out of this until it’s published. Please at least let me do that.”

John Routt shook his head. He continued, “… tried to get into the police academy … in the small town I was from. But there weren’t any openings. No openings. There or anywhere else.” He paused for a long time, his eyes closed. When he opened them he clucked his tongue. “Did you ever feel utterly worthless, Mrs. Schulz? As if everything that went wrong in your life Was your fault?”

“Yes,” I said evenly, “I have felt that way. For seven years, as a matter of fact.”

“And what did you do to change things?” he asked. His watery eyes blinked as he waited for my answer.

“I got a divorce and started a catering business.”

Again John Routt clucked. “I should have done that! My goodness. Actually, I didn’t want a divorce, I just wanted a job. But there weren’t any jobs.” He sighed. “So I robbed a bank. More accurately, I drove the getaway car for a couple of buddies of mine.”