“It’s all right,” Holden said defensively. “My ship has a really nice coffeemaker.”
“I suppose bribes won’t work. You are all comfortable, though? We have two suites set aside for you, both this basic layout, though the other suite has two rooms. I wasn’t sure of the, ah, sleeping arrangements…” Fred trailed off uncomfortably.
“Don’t worry, Boss, you can bunk with me,” Amos said with a wink at Naomi.
Naomi just smiled faintly.
“Okay, Fred, we’re off the street,” she said. “Now answer the captain’s questions.”
Fred nodded, then stood up and cleared his throat. He seemed to review something. When he spoke, the conversational facade was gone. His voice carried a grim authority.
“War between the Belt and Mars is suicide. Even if every rock hopper in the Belt were armed, we still couldn’t compete with the Martian navy. We might kill a few with tricks and suicide runs. Mars might feel forced to nuke one of our stations to prove a point. But we can strap chemical rockets onto a couple hundred rocks the size of bunk beds and rain Armageddon down on Martian dome cities.”
Fred paused, as if looking for words, then sat back down on his chair.
“All of the war drums ignore that. It’s the elephant in the room. Anyone who doesn’t live on a spaceship is structurally vulnerable. Tycho, Eros, Pallas, Ceres. Stations can’t evade incoming missiles. And with all of the enemy’s citizens living at the bottom of huge gravity wells, we don’t even have to aim particularly well. Einstein was right. We will be fighting the next war with rocks. But the Belt has rocks that will turn the surface of Mars into a molten sea.
“Right now everyone is still playing nice, and only shooting at ships. Very gentlemanly. But sooner or later, one side or the other will be pressed to do something desperate.”
Holden leaned forward, the slick surface of his environment suit making an embarrassing squeak on the leather textured chair. No one laughed.
“I agree. What does that have to do with us?” he asked.
“Too much blood has already been shed,” Fred said.
Holden winced at the bleak, unintentional pun but said nothing.
“The
“Seems like you just crossed off the only two options, Chief,” Alex said. “No war, no peace.”
“There’s a third alternative. Civilized society has another way of dealing with things like this,” Fred said. “A criminal trial.”
Amos’ snort shook the air. Holden had to fight not to smile himself.
“Are you fucking serious?” Amos asked. “And how do you put a goddamn Martian stealth ship on trial? Do we go question all the stealth ships about their whereabouts, double-check their alibis?”
Fred held up a hand.
“Stop thinking of the
Holden shrugged, a gesture barely visible in his heavy environment suit.
“So it goes to a trial. You still aren’t answering my question.”
Fred pointed at Holden, then at each of the crew in turn.
“You’re the ace in the hole. You four people are the only eyewitnesses to the destruction of
“And you want to use our value as witnesses to force your way into the process so you can make those treaties look the way you want them to,” Holden said.
“Yes. And I’m willing to give you protection, shelter, and run of my station for as long as it takes to get there.”
Holden took a long, deep breath, got up, and started unzipping his suit.
“Yeah, okay. That’s just self-serving enough I believe it,” he said. “Let’s get settled in.”
Naomi was singing karaoke. Just thinking about it made Holden’s head spin. Naomi. Karaoke. Even considering everything that had happened to them over the past month, Naomi up onstage with a mic in one hand and some sort of fuchsia martini in the other, screaming out an angry Belt-punk anthem by the Moldy Filters, was the strangest thing he’d ever seen. She finished to scattered applause and a few catcalls, then staggered off the stage and collapsed across from him in the booth.
She held up her drink, sloshing a good half of it onto the table, then threw the other half back all at once.
“Whadja think?” Naomi asked, waving at the bartender for another.