Longarm and the Colorado gundown

_{Except Aggie never had learned to keep up her end of the deal .}

_{Once he got in the saddle a guy was on his own as far as Aggie was concerned. By then she’d had her explosion and was waiting for the next impulses to build. Whatever the guy wanted to do to amuse himself in the meantime was okay by her. But she wasn’t going to participate in it.}

_{She just lay there.}

_{A guy could get as much response out of a bowl of warm oatmeal as he could out of Aggie once she’d come.}

_{Come to think of it, Longarm decided, the oatmeal might be the better fuck. Tighter. He had no idea what might’ve happened to stretch her cunt out, but he suspected it was big enough that she didn’t need a handbag. She could just shove stuff into her snatch instead.}

_{All in all, the woman was a disappointment of the first water.}

_{“You’re beautiful,” he said. “Lovely.”}

_{“Was it good for you, Longarm?”}

_{“Wonderful.”}

_{“It was for me too.” She tried to reach for his cock, but he kept a tight grip on her hand.}

_{‘Tell me, Aggie, do you enjoy French style?”}

_{“I don’t understand.”}

_{He explained it to her.}

_{“Longarm! You can’t be serious. In my mouth? But you pee with that. And you want me to put it into my mouth? Ick. How disgusting.”}

_{“It was only a thought.”}

_{“Well, think again. That’s awful.”}

_{“Sorry.” He reached between those magnificent tits and deposited some cigar ash onto the china dish she’d set on her chest.}

_{Helluva body, he thought.}

_{Helluva waste.}

_{“I’m getting sleepy, pretty lady. How ’bout you?”}

_{“One more time first. Please?”}

_{He forced a smile. “I was hoping that’s what you’d}

_{The community’s tolerance for their eccentric lady lawyer did not extend to the federal deputy she’d caused to be there. If Aggie hadn’t been with him, Longarm doubted he could have gotten the clerk at City Hall to look in his direction. Although even at that, her presence was a mixed blessing. Aggie Able in private seemed quite a different woman from Agnes Able in public.}

_“John.”

_{“Yes, Miss Agnes?”}

_{“Answer the deputy’s question, John.”}

_{“Sorry, ma’am. I didn’t hear him ask one.”}

_{“John. Really now.”}

_{“But I didn’t. Honest.”}

_{“Well, we aren’t going to argue about it, are we. Now, please. Answer the gentleman’s question, John, and quickly, quickly.” .}

_{The clerk, John, gave Longarm a pointedly vacant look, but waited without comment for Longarm to repeat a question he’d already asked three times without response.}

_{“Where is the police chief this morning, mister?” Longarm asked.}