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Rich likes doing one ambivalent thing. He enjoys peeking through a keyhole. Every day he spies on his brothers and sisters. He spies on his parents and servants too. How does he manage to do it? With the help of the cutting-edge surveillance equipment! Secretly he has installed tiny cameras in every room. Even in toilets! A bad boy. Or maybe not? Just a little extravagant and inquisitive? Ok, it’s up to you to judge or not to judge but as for me I want to check his cameras with him and to see with his eyes… How intriguing!…

Mr. Zolotov is sitting at his oval mahogany table and writing his tomorrow’s political speech. He is thinking over every detail of this important paper because he wants his colleagues to accept his point of view and to support his suggestions. At the same time he is scratching his balls with the left hand because it helps him thinking correctly both tactically and strategically. Rich knows it and is laughing loudly at his father. But where is his mum? The young prankster is pressing another icon on his handy screen and sees his mother who is preparing for sleeping. She is taking off her dressing gown. Rich is surprised to see that his mum is standing absolutely naked. Her body is perfect despite the birth of five children. She is looking at her reflection in the golden mirror. Suddenly, the door is opening and one of the bodyguards is entering the room. She is smiling at him and is going to a king-size bed… Rich is so shocked that he can hardly switch to another camera. Oh, my God! While father is scratching his balls mother is having fun with the bodyguard! It’s so funny! So exciting! Yes, really, life is tragic but sweet…

His younger sister Mary is chatting via What’s up with her boyfriend Mark. Her Persian cat Pussy is sleeping on a silk blanket. Mark is inviting Mary to his birthday party which is taking place on Friday. Mary is telling Mark about her school problems and that she wants to find herself in his bed! Oh, a young slut! Rich is recalling a proverb: «The rotten apple doesn’t fall far from the tree». He is switching to another camera to see what his youngest are doing.

Sofia, Nick and Sasha are playing hide and seek in the hall. Sofia is hiding behind the sofa and the boys are looking for her. Sasha is slapping Nick’s ass with his hand and Nick starts crying. His nanny is running into the room and trying to console him. Sofia’s cat Fluffy is finding her behind the sofa and starts mewing. Thanks to this mewing Sasha understands where Sofia is hiding and also is finding her.

«My family is really crazy!», Rich is exclaiming after all this spying. He is getting in his Porsche and driving to a night club where his girlfriend is already waiting for him.

Don’t worry! Be happy!

VOCABULARY

1. ambivalent – противоречивый, неоднозначный, двусмысленный.

€ His ambivalent behavior makes me feel worried.

2. peek – подглядывать, заглядывать.

€ I feel bad. Peek in the medicine cabinet, please.

3. spy – шпионить, следить.

€ She is spying on her husband because she thinks that he is cheating on her with another woman.

4. cutting-edge – ультрасовременный.

€ This cutting-edge technology drives me crazy!

5. surveillance – наблюдение, слежение, система наблюдения.

€ This firm offers high-quality surveillance cameras for our country house.

6. equipment – оборудование.

€ Is this equipment good enough to be installed?

7. install – устанавливать.

€ I want to install this software for my PC.

8. extravagant – экстравагантный.

€ His brother is very extravagant because he likes wearing women’s underwear and doing makeup.

9. inquisitive – любопытный.

€ She is so inquisitive that wants to know all the details of her friends’ lives.

10. judge – судья.

€ This judge is terribly corrupt!

11. intriguing – интригующий.

€ Her intriguing behavior makes me think that she loves me.

12. scratch – чесать.

€ If somebody doesn’t know the answer he scratches his head.

13. balls – яйца.

€ When the cat has nothing to do it licks its balls.

14. accept – принимать.

€ Your suggestion is very interesting and I agree to accept it.

15. suggestion – предложение.

€ The princess finds your suggestion very intriguing.

16. prankster – шутник, проказник, озорник.

€ My brother is such a prankster that all the girls want to kill him.

17. take off – снимать, снять.

€ Take off your underwear before going to the bath!

18. naked – голый.

€ He adores watching pretty naked girls’ asses.

19. despite – несмотря на.