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He trotted forward and gripped the trailing hem of the sleepwalker’s nightdress firmly in his jaws. She walked on, pulling him off his feet. The cat laughed, far too sarcastically for Gaspode’s liking.

‘Time to wake up, miss,’ he growled, letting the nightdress go. Ginger strode onwards.

‘See?’ said the cat. ‘Give them an opposed thumb and they think they’re something shpecial.’

‘I’m going to follow her,’ said Gaspode. ‘A girl could come to harm out by herself at night.’

‘That’s dogs for you,’ said the cat to Squeak. ‘Alwaysh fawning on people. It’ll be diamante collars and a bowl with his name on it nexsht, I’m telling you.’

‘If you’re lookin’ to lose a mouthful of fur you’ve come to the right place, kitty,’ snarled Gaspode, baring his rotting teeth again.

‘I don’t have to tolerate that short of thing,’ said the cat, lifting its nose haughtily. ‘Come, Squeak. Let us hie us to a garbage heap where there ain’t sho much rubbish.’

Gaspode scowled at their departing backs.

‘Pussy!’ he yelled after them.

Then he trotted after Ginger, hating himself. If I was a wolf, which technic’ly I am, he thought, there’d definitely be a rending of jaws and similar. Any girl wandering around by herself would be in dead trouble. I could attack, I could attack any time I liked, I’m jus’ choosing not to. One thing I’m not doin’, I’m not sort of keepin’ an eye on her. I know Victor told me to keep an eye on her, but catch me goin’ around doin’ what humans tell me. I’d like to see humans that could give me orders. Tear his froat out, jus’ like that. Hah.

An’ if anything happened to her he’d go around moonin’ for days and prob’ly forget to feed me. Not that dogs like me needs humans to feed ’em, I could be out bringing down reindeers just by leaping on their backs and bitin’ their jugulars off, but it’s damn convenient getting it all on a plate.

She was moving quite fast. Gaspode’s tongue hung out as he strove to keep up. His head was aching.

He risked a few sideways squints to see if any other dogs were watching. If they were, he thought, he could pretend he was chasin’ her. Which was what he was doing, anyway. Yeah. The trouble was, he never had much breath at the best of times, and it was getting hard to keep pace. She ought to have the decency to slow down a bit.

Ginger began to climb the lower slopes of the hill.

Gaspode considered barking loudly, and then if anyone drew attention to this afterwards he could always say it was to frighten her. Trouble was, he had about enough wind left for a threatening wheeze.

Ginger topped a rise and went down into the little dell among the trees.

Gaspode staggered after her, righted himself, opened his mouth to whimper a warning, and almost swallowed his tongue.

The door had opened several inches. More sand rolled down the heap even as Gaspode watched.

And he could hear voices. They didn’t seem to be speaking words but the bones of words, meaning without disguise. They hummed around his bullet head like mendicant mosquitoes, begging and cajoling and—

— he was the most famous dog in the world. The knots unravelled from his coat, the frayed patches sprouted glossy curls, his fur grew on his suddenly-supple frame and withdrew from his teeth. Plates appeared in front of him not laden with the multicoloured and mysterious organs that he was normally expected to eat but with dark red steak. There was sweet water, no, there was beer in a bowl with his name on it. Tantalizing odours on the air suggested that a number of lady dogs would be happy to make his acquaintance after he had drunk and dined. Thousands of people thought he was marvellous. He had a collar with his name on it, and—

No, that couldn’t be right. Not a collar. It’d be a squeaky toy next, if you dint draw the line at collars.

The image collapsed in confusion, and now—