Mr Penumbra's 24 Hour Bookstore

After that, we’ll have to make it on our own, and Penumbra will be an absolute pro in pitch meetings. He’ll put on a dark tweed suit and polish up his glasses, wobble into conference rooms at Apple and Amazon, look around the table, and say quietly, “What do you seek in this engagement?” His blue eyes, his jostling grin, and (frankly) his advanced age will leave them stunned, charmed, and utterly sold.

We’ll have a narrow office down on sun-blasted Valencia Street, wedged between a taqueria and a scooter repair shop, furnished with big wooden desks from a flea market and long green shelves from IKEA. The shelves will be lined with Penumbra’s favorites, all rescued from the store: first editions of Borges and Hammett, airbrushed editions of Asimov and Heinlein, five different biographies of Richard Feynman. Every few weeks, we’ll cart the books out into the sunlight and hold a pop-up sidewalk sale, announced on Twitter at the last minute.

It won’t only be me and Penumbra at those big desks. Rosemary Lapin will join us as employee number one. I’ll teach her Ruby, and she will build our website. Then we’ll poach Jad away from Google, and I’ll put Grumble on retainer, too.

We’ll call the company Penumbra, just Penumbra, and the logo, designed by me, will be set—of course—in Gerritszoon.

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But what about Mr. Penumbra’s 24-Hour Bookstore? For three months, it will stand empty with a FOR LEASE sign in the windows, because nobody will know what to do with that tall, skinny space. Then, finally, someone will figure it out.

Ashley Adams will show up at the Telegraph Hill Credit Union’s small business office dressed in carbon and cream, carrying a letter of recommendation from the bank’s oldest living client. She will describe her vision with the polish and poise of a PR professional.

It will be her last act as a PR professional.

Ashley will dismantle the shelves, refinish the floor, put in new lights, and transform the bookstore into a climbing gym. The break room will become a locker room; the short shelves up front will become a row of iMacs where climbers can get online (still via bootynet). Where the front desk once sat, there will be a shiny white counter where North Face (a.k.a. Daphne) will get a new gig making kale shakes and risotto balls. The walls up front will be a riot of color: bright murals painted by Mat, all based on zoomed-in details from the bookstore. If you know what to look for, you’ll see them: a line of letters, a row of spines, a bright curving bell.

Back where the Waybacklist once rose, Mat will direct a team of young artists in the construction of an enormous climbing wall. It will be a mottled field of green and gray dotted with glowing gold LEDs and traced with branching lines of blue, and the handholds for climbers will be sturdy white-capped mountains. Mat will build not merely a city this time, but a whole continent, a civilization tipped on its side. And here, too, if you know what to look for—if you know how to draw the lines between the handholds—you might just see a face peering out of the wall.

I will buy a membership and start climbing again.

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And finally, I will write down everything that happened. I’ll copy some of it from the logbook, find more in old emails and text messages, and reconstitute the rest from memory. I’ll get Penumbra to look it over, then find a publisher and set it out for sale in all the places you find books these days: big Barnes & Nobles, bright Pygmalion, the quiet little store built into the Kindle.

You will hold this book in your hands, and learn all the things I learned, right along with me:

There is no immortality that is not built on friendship and work done with care. All the secrets in the world worth knowing are hiding in plain sight. It takes forty-one seconds to climb a ladder three stories tall. It’s not easy to imagine the year 3012, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try. We have new capabilities now—strange powers we’re still getting used to. The mountains are a message from Aldrag the Wyrm-Father. Your life must be an open city, with all sorts of ways to wander in.

After that, the book will fade, the way all books fade in your mind. But I hope you will remember this:

A man walking fast down a dark lonely street. Quick steps and hard breathing, all wonder and need. A bell above a door and the tinkle it makes. A clerk and a ladder and warm golden light, and then: the right book exactly, at exactly the right time.

Farrar, Straus and Giroux

18 West 18th Street, New York 10011

Copyright © 2012 by Robin Sloan

All rights reserved

First edition, 2012

Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data

Sloan, Robin, 1979–

Mr. Penumbra’s 24-hour bookstore / Robin Sloan. — 1st ed.

     p. cm.