Murder of a Creped Suzette

There was no one behind the counter when Skye pushed through the frosted-glass door. The Scumble River police, fire, and emergency departments shared a common dispatcher who covered the phones and radios and handled paperwork for the officers. During the week, three women, including Skye’s mother, May, worked thirty hours each, rotating between the afternoon and midnight shifts. A fourth woman worked straight days. Two additional younger women worked the weekend shifts, but Skye could never remember their names. They were part-timers in a position where people rarely lasted more than a year before finding a better-paying, less stressful job.

Skye used her key to let herself into the back of the station. Where was everyone? She walked down a narrow hall toward the combination coffee-interrogation room and peered through the window. The dispatcher was sitting with a female suspect as an officer interviewed the woman. Ah. That explained the deserted reception counter.

Figuring that Wally was probably in his office, Skye mounted the steep steps to the second floor. As she neared the top, she heard voices. She’d paused, not wanting to interrupt Wally if he was with someone, when a round of clapping rang out. Hmm. The police chief seldom received applause.

Skye tilted her head, listening. Ah. The sound was coming from the mayor’s new office, not Wally’s. A couple of weeks ago, Dante had had an opening cut between the city hall and the police department, taking a part of the library in order to construct a larger office for himself. Her uncle must be holding a meeting, which was why there were so many cars in the parking lot.

Curious, Skye stepped into the city hall’s half of the upstairs and walked quietly to the open door. When she peeked inside, she saw Rex Taylor in front of Dante’s desk facing a semicircle of chairs occupied by some of Scumble River’s most influential citizens. These people were not the sort to give up their Sunday morning lightly. They’d be present only if there were momentous issues to discuss or serious money to be made.

As Skye watched, Suzette, wearing denim short shorts and a sleeveless pink gingham blouse with the shirttails tied between her breasts, poured champagne for the bigwigs. The singer filled Rex’s flute last, and he put his arm around her. She shifted her shoulders and shrugged off his embrace.

Rex smiled benevolently, as if dealing with a temperamental child, and allowed her to move away. As he raised his flute, his expression was instantly transformed. Now he radiated warmth and sincerity. “Sit back, ladies and gentlemen, sip your bubbly, and behold the future of Scumble River.”

Right on cue, a screen behind Rex descended from the ceiling. Dante hit the light switch and moved to a projector set up on a tripod in the rear. He fumbled for a moment; then blurry gray snow appeared.

Rex hit a few keys on his laptop and a computer-enhanced image of Scumble River materialized. The recorded voice of Flint James said, “Welcome to the Branson of Illinois. Thousands of tourists attracted to the Country Roads Theater will flock to the area, spending their money and turning this sleepy town into a thriving metropolis.”

Skye stared in appalled silence. From the Elvis Encounter Wax Museum and Haunted House, to the Scumble River Dinner Cruise aboard a coal barge, to the Hoedown Saloon Review with barely dressed girls performing a dance routine, each highlighted attraction was tackier than the last. The pièce de résistance was Rex’s vision for the surrounding farms. He wanted to turn them into “farmcation” resorts, where the guests could experience a taste of farm life—without any of the unpleasant chores or odors, of course.

By the time the promotional presentation ended, Skye’s head was throbbing and she leaned weakly against the wall. If Rex Taylor had his way, Scumble River would become nothing more than a hokey tourist trap with vacationers clogging the streets and crowding the stores. The laid-back small-town feeling that she had come to appreciate would be gone forever, and in its place would be her idea of a nightmare.

Skye glanced around the room, gauging the reaction of the attendees. They seemed to be split into two factions—some frowning, shaking their heads, and whispering furiously to their neighbors, and the others smiling and taking notes. She prayed fervently that the negative group would be the more influential.

Rex rose from the seat he had taken during the program. “You have probably been wondering why you were invited here today. What do I want from you? Nothing. I’m here to give you something. The once-in-a-lifetime chance to make a fortune.” He pointed to Dante. “Your mayor and city council took the first step in guiding this town to financial security when they approved the country music theater complex I’m building. Now it’s up to you to follow their lead and invest in Scumble River’s future.”

Dante beamed and folded his hands over his considerable stomach.