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Озорные стихи

Коллектив авторов , Русский фольклор , Татьяна Васильевна Ахметова , Татьяна В. Ахметова

Сергей Есенин

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Ветер веет с югаИ луна взошла,Что же ты, блядюга,Ночью не пришла?Не пришла ты ночью,Не явилась днем.Думаешь мы дрочим?Нет! Других ебем.

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Не тужи, дорогой, и не ахай,Жизнь держи, как коня, за узду,Посылай всех и каждого на хуй,Чтоб тебя не послали в пизду!

Владимир Маяковский

КТО ЕСТЬ БЛЯДИ

Не те·············бляди,что хлеба···················радиспереди··················и сзадидают нам·····················ебти,·································Бог их прости?А те бляди —································лгущие,деньги··················сосущие,еть·········не дающие —вот бляди·······················сущие,··········································мать их ети!

ГИМН ОНАНИСТОВ

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