ERASMO: Without one second of argument.
CYTHERA: That would be the Type I Ekho Ultra-Mic?
ERASMO: You’ve got it. Mariana wouldn’t let anyone else touch it. She had to keep notes on everything she did with it for the company back home. She kept saying it was worth more than the
CYTHERA: What time did Mr Covington begin his descent?
ERASMO: I’d say around 1100. It was stickily warm; the air didn’t seem to move at all. We helped Arlo waddle into the town centre, to the mouth of the well. He stood there like a comic book hero amidst all that wreckage, all those mangled, mutilated houses, with his diving helmet tucked under his arm like Barracuda the Brave from that old Capricorn cartoon
“Hey,” Arlo said. “So there’s this mummy snake and this baby snake and the baby snake says, ‘Mumsy, are we poisonous?’ and the mummy says, ‘Yes, sweetums, but why do you ask?’ and the baby says, ‘Because I just bit myself!’”
It’s not a great joke. But we laughed like he was headlining at Carnegie Hall.
CYTHERA: Did Severin record any of this?
ERASMO: [laughs] Are you joking? Of course she did. Severin and Crissy set up two cameras, one on our faces and one for the wide shot. It’s a pretty amazing scene. If everything had gone differently, I think we’d be munching hors d’oeuvres at Academy Awards pre-parties right now, instead of these, frankly, dreadful biscuits and this abomination disguising itself as tea. Even after, in the darkroom, Crissy and I thought it was something else. The shards of Adonis casting hard, sharp shadows, the well in the centre of the shot, Arlo doing his Barracuda the Brave shtick, the breathing tube and diving cables tied tight around his chest, then a pan around Maximo, Santiago, Konrad, Franco, and Severin. All of us braced against the stone wall of the well like we meant to play tug-of-war with the public waterworks.
Arlo tested the Ekho mic. The radio crackled on. “Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen! Gather in, pour yourself a cup of something nice, and sit back for another instalment of the solar system’s favourite tale of adventure, romance, and intrigue on
I turned away when he jumped in. I’d seen that once already.
As soon as Arlo saying
It was Mariana’s and Cristabel’s voices. Singing “I Left My Sugar Standing in the Rain,” exactly the way they did on our first night at the Waldorf in White Peony Station. But it came showering down from everywhere, knotted up in ribbons of static, out of the sky, out of the trees, up from the mud and the water.
CYTHERA: How did Ossina react to that?