Safer Dead

‘Take my advice and go slow,’ Bradley said seriously. ‘You don’t have to worry much about the cops in this town; not the boys who are pounding the beat. Of course they are on the lookout for an easy buck. They get a cut on all fines made on the spot, and they’re keen. Pay up, don’t talk back and you’ll be okay, but take care you don’t run up against the plainclothes boys. They’re tough, and believe me, when I say tough, I mean tough. Police Captain Mathis was my lieutenant when I was in charge. I had trouble with him when I was in office, and I wish now I had got rid of him. He’s not only a bad policeman, but he’s a brutal one. His lieutenant’s name is Joe Carson. He’s bad too, but the worst of the three is Sergeant Carl Lassiter. Run up against him and your best bet is to get out of town fast. I’m not fooling, Mr. Sladen. There was a private eye from Welden.’

‘I heard about him from Creed.’

‘It was Lassiter who fixed him. So watch out.’

I was beginning to feel apprehensive, and I wished I had Bernie with me. He would have been so scared to hear all this, in comparison, I should have felt brave.

‘I’ll take it easy,’ I said. ‘Thanks for the tip. I’m looking for a convenient, but not too expensive hotel. Can you put me on to one?’

‘Try the Beach Hotel on Palm Avenue. They’ll look after you and they won’t rob you. And take my tip, don’t tell anyone you’ve been to see me. I’m not popular in this town. Strangers calling on me aren’t popular either.’

I got up.

‘Thanks. If I need advice, can I come and see you?’

‘Sure, but call me first. It would be better if you didn’t leave your car outside, and safer if you came here when it was dark.’

I stared at him.

‘Are you serious?’

‘Yes, I’m serious all right.’

‘You mean they really don’t like you having visitors?’

‘That’s the idea. Since I retired about a year ago, I don’t reckon I’ve had a visitor until now. People are a little shy about calling on a cop who had to retire. But don’t think I mind. I don’t. I’ve a fine wife and a garden, and that’s all a man of my age needs.’

‘You had to retire?’ I said. ‘Why, I thought . . .’

‘I was kicked out. Maybe one of these days when we’ve both got more time, I’ll tell you about it, I’ve got a lot of work to do and I guess you have too.’

‘Yeah.’ I was startled. ‘Okay. Thanks for seeing me, Captain. So long for now.’

I left him and walked down the path to my car.

A beefy, red-faced patrolman was wandering along on the opposite side of the road. He paused when he saw me and gaped. I ignored him, although my heart skipped a beat. I got in the car and drove away.

The last view I had of the cop in my rear mirror, didn’t ease my fluster. He had his notebook out. It wasn’t hard to guess he was writing down my number.

II

I got fixed up at the Beach Hotel which turned out to be what Bradley had said it would be: comfortable and not over expensive, and the management seemed pleased to see me.

My room on the third floor faced the beach and ocean and had a private bath. The bellhop who carried up my bag asked me if I wanted a bottle of Scotch sent up and when I said it was an idea, he brought it himself without the usual irritating wait.

‘Anything else, mister?’ he asked. ‘Any little thing?’

‘Tell me where Cannon Avenue is,’ I said.

‘That’s easy. Turn left when you leave the hotel, drive to the main street, first intersection right, continue up to the fourth set of traffic lights, turn left and that’ll bring you to the foothill road. Cannon Avenue is the fourth on the left. It’ll take you fifteen minutes by car.’

I gave him a buck and my blessing, and when he had gone, I stripped off my clothes and had a shower. Then I took another drink, put on my best summer weight suit and a gaudy tie, checked myself in the full length mirror to make sure I wouldn’t disgrace Tampa City when I showed myself on the streets, and then satisfied, I went down to the car.

It took me fourteen minutes by the dashboard clock to reach Cannon Avenue. It was one of those smart Californian residential streets that will give anyone except a five figure income man an inferior complex.

Small luxury houses, set in perfectly groomed gardens, stood in isolated tree surrounded plots and sneered at one another. Every house was different. You could see that each successive architect had tried to wipe the eye of his rival by putting up a better, more modern, more gadget equipped building than the one next door.

Number 246 was at the far end of the avenue, and was probably the last of them to be built. It was a two-storey Swiss chalet type of house with an overhang roof. A flight of wooden steps with a carved handrail led up to the front door which was of dark oak with a bear’s head in wood for a knocker. Overhead hung a tricky wrought iron lantern that could have been fifteenth century Florentine but was probably something run up by the local blacksmith in an artistic moment.

The garden was too tidy for comfort. If I owned a garden like this one I would be afraid to walk in it.