Slaughterhouse High

His hands were crossed straight-arm below his belt, a slim packet of index cards down-angled in one hand. His nods and smiles were more perfunctory than usual, rotating lights turning his strained face blue, then orange, then a sickly shade of yellow.

The poor man had been dealt a savage blow. But Tweed's sympathy did nothing to dampen the chill she felt as his eyes fell upon her and Dex, deep and unmistakable (or was she just on edge?), the message they shouted: "You two are the ones. Tonight we're going to see you bleed, mourn you, futter you, use the stoppage of your young hearts to remember this night by."

Dex drew her along into the light-shade-light of their horded classmates, come down now, all of them, from the bleachers. They huddled close to the mike where Jiminy Jones had announced each number and where the principal stood, adjusting the mikestand upward.

*****

Nurse Gaskin felt Bix Donner's needy eyes bore into the back of her head. It was hard, wanting to engage this absurd man's spouses in conversation, but knowing that any attempt she made would be interpreted by Bix as encouragement.

When Futzy approached her, Delia had squinted so as to pretend harsh lights were her reason for rotating the axis of their conversation. But in fact it had been to put Mister Pinhead Asshole out of eyeshot.

Now Futzy was knuckling the mike head.

The principal wore his humiliation with dignity. Futzy's lobes reminded her of those of his slain daughter Kitty, Delia's lost heartthrob two decades before.

"Is this on?" he said. "Can everyone hear me?"

The man had class. He didn't even look at them as he asked the question, striking a pose for the ages. They were pieces of shit-he knew it and so did she-and a deserved flush was about to take place. He would flush 'em all, as would she, if that were possible.

"It's a momentous night, isn't it, boys and girls?" he began. "In the petting-zoo portion of your time here, we pampered you. While you cut open frogs and pig embryos, we did the same to your brains. We felt along runnels of thought and redirected rivers. And now, poised to leave this slaughterhouse, you, or rather a token couple from those here gathered, shall be sacrificed."

Delia surveyed the faces, mapped memories of a broken arm, prankish debaggings, sneers, jeers, the flow of a dispensatory river of pills and liquids, the probings of countless needles beneath baby-smooth and zit-infested skin-all of it recalling to mind what this graduating class meant to her.

She had been their nurse, seen their health impaired, and healed them.

"You and you. And you." He pointed to three seniors close to Delia. "Distribute these riding crops. This is not a new tool, surely, to many of you. It symbolizes the pain I and my staff have taught you to inflict and endure. With care, these crops will last many years. You have found a first love at this school-or, in some cases, the school has had to find one for you, pairing you for an evening-"

An amused ripple moved through the seniors.

"-and soon, the two of you will engage in a search for a third.

"It is customary for your principal to extend his heartfelt wishes at this point, his hopes that you and your love find the threesome you deserve."

Clever man, Kitty's father was. Futzy's tone teetered between making and denying them the wish he had spoken of.

The man's hurt ran deep.

It touched a cold place in Delia.

"Take your time, rummage long and leisurely through the mate-heap roiling before you in the ensuing years. Choose wisely, both in what you do, and in whom you do it with. Most people settle, mindwise, for pretty meager fare. Don't you be one of them."

Yes, she thought, and some never get chosen.

Annoyance and botheration sounded in Delia's ear: "I love this moment."

"What?"

"This moment," Bix repeated as she turned. "The fear absolutely sizzles. And the longer their faces are now, the more gleeful they'll be the rest of the evening."

"Hold this for a second?" She handed him her drink, an expectation in her tone, but not in her intent, that she would be right back.

"Sure." He bobbled it but took it.

The fog had begun to thin. The dry ice was nearly evaporated.

"But enough advice from your shortly to be former principal," said Futzy as Delia sauntered coolly away. "Open your envelopes now. No need to use the eraser end of a number two pencil. A finger will do nicely. Go at once to where the pink sheet tells you to be-on pain of death if the detection scanners find you elsewhere-and do not stir from that spot until the ringing of the second bell."

The rapture on the faces of the Borgstroms, as Delia passed them, was an extraordinary sight to behold. Their jaw-notches positively glowed with anticipation.

*****

Peach popped her gum. "Let's go," croaked Cobra, grabbing her wrist.