Stardust

He was in an apple tree, staring through a window at Victoria Forester, who was getting undressed. As she removed her dress, revealing a healthy expanse of petticoat, Tristran felt the branch begin to give way beneath his feet, and then he was tumbling down through the air in the moonlight...

He was falling into the moon.

And the moon was talking to him: Please, whispered the moon, in a voice that reminded him a little of his mother's, protect her. Protect my child. They mean her harm. I have done all I can. And the moon would have told him more, and perhaps she did, but the moon became the glimmer of moonlight on water far below him, and then he became aware of a small spider walking across his face, and of a crick in his neck, and he raised a hand and brushed the spider carefully from his cheek, and the morning sun was in his eyes And the world was gold and green.

"You were dreaming," said a young woman's voice from somewhere above him. The voice was gentle, and oddly accented. He could hear leaves rustle in the copper beech tree overhead.

"Yes," he said, to whoever was in the tree, "I was dreaming."

"I had a dream last night, too," said the voice. "In my dream, I looked up and I could see the whole forest, and something huge was moving through it. And it got closer, and closer, and I knew what it was." She stopped talking abruptly.

"What was it?" asked Tristran.

"Everything," she said. "It was Pan. When I was very young, somebody—maybe it was a squirrel, they talk so much, or a magpie, or maybe a fishie—told me that Pan owned all this forest. Well, not owned owned. Not like he would sell the forest to someone else, or put a wall all around it—"

"Or cut down the trees," said Tristran, helpfully. There was a silence. He wondered where the girl had gone. "Hello?" he said. "Hello?"

There was another rustle of leaves from above him.

"You shouldn't say things like that," she said.

"Sorry," said Tristran, not entirely sure what he was apologizing for. "But you were telling me that Pan owned the forest..."

"Of course he does," said the voice. "It's not hard to own something. Or everything. You just have to know that it's yours, and then be willing to let it go. Pan owns this forest, like that. And in my dream he came over to me. You were in my dream, too, leading a sad girl by a chain. She was a very sad, sad girl. Pan told me to help you."

"Me?"

"And it made me feel all warm and tingly and squishy inside, from the tips of my leaves to the end of my roots. So I woke up, and there you were, fast asleep with your head by my trunk, snoring like a pig-wiggin."

Tristran scratched his nose. He stopped looking for a woman in the branches of the copper beech tree above him, and looked instead at the tree itself. "You are a tree," said Tristran, putting his thoughts into words.

"I didn't always used to be a tree," said the voice in the rustling of the copper beech leaves. "A magician made me a tree."

"What were you before?" asked Tristran.

"Do you think he likes me?"

"Who?"

"Pan. If you were the Lord of the Forest, you wouldn't give a job to someone, tell them to give all possible aid and succor, unless you liked them, would you?"

"Well..." said Tristran, but before he had decided on the politic answer, the tree had already said, "A nymph. I was a wood-nymph. But I got pursued by a prince, not a nice prince, the other kind, and, well, you'd think a prince, even the wrong kind, would understand about boundaries, wouldn't you?"

"You would?"

"Exactly what I think. But he didn't, so I did a bit of invoking while I was running, and—baboom—tree. What do you think?"

"Well," said Tristran. "I do not know what you were like as a wood-nymph, madam, but you are a magnificent tree."

The tree made no immediate reply, but her leaves rustled prettily. "I was pretty cute as a nymph, too," she admitted, coyly.

"What kind of aid and succor, exactly?" asked Tristran. "Not that I am grumbling. I mean, right now I need all the aid and succor I can get. But a tree is not necessarily the obvious place to look for it. You cannot come with me, or feed me, or bring the star here, or send us back to Wall to see my true love. I am certain you would do a remarkable job of keeping off the rain, were it to rain, but it is not, at present, raining..."

The tree rustled. "Why don't you tell me your story so far," said the tree, "and let me be the best judge of whether or not I can be of help."