Stranger in a Strange Land

But with bleak honesty Jubal admitted to himself that the Universe (correction: that piece of the Universe he himself had seen) might very well be in toto an example of reduction to absurdity. In which case the Fosterites might be possessed of the Truth, the exact Truth, and nothing but the Truth. The Universe was a damned silly place at best… but the least likely explanation for its existence was the no-explanation of random chance, the conceit that some abstract somethings “just happened” to be some atoms that “just happened” to get together in configurations which “just happened” to look like consistent laws and then some of these configurations “just happened” to possess self-awareness and that two such “just happened” to be the Man from Mars and the other a bald-headed old coot with Jubal himself inside.

No, Jubal would not buy the “just happened” theory, popular as it was with men who called themselves scientists. Random chance was not a sufficient explanation of the Universe—in fact, random chance was not sufficient to explain random chance; the pot could not hold itself.

What then? “Least hypothesis” held no place of preference; Occam’s razor could not slice the prime problem, the Nature of the Mind of God (might as well call it that to yourself, you old scoundrel; it’s a short, simple, Anglo-Saxon monosyllable, not banned by having four letters—and as good a tag for what you don’t understand as any).

Was there any basis for preferring any one sufficient hypothesis over another? When you simply did not understand a thing: No! And Jubal readily admitted to himself that a long lifetime had left him completely and totally not understanding the basic problems of the Universe.

So the Fosterites might be right. Jubal could not even show that they were probably wrong.

But, he reminded himself savagely, two things remained to him—his own taste and his own pride. If indeed the Fosterites held a monopoly on Truth (as they claimed), if Heaven were open only to Fosterites, then he, Jubal Harshaw, gentleman and free citizen, preferred that eternity of pain filled damnation promised to all “sinners” who refused the New Revelation. He might not be able to see the naked Face of God… but his eyesight was good enough to pick out his social equals—and those Fosterites, by damn, did not measure up!

But he could see how Mike had been misled; the Fosterite “going to Heaven” at a pre-selected time and place did sound like the voluntary and planned “discorporation” which, Jubal did not doubt, was the accepted practice on Mars. Jubal himself held a dark suspicion that a better term for the Fosterite practice was “murder”—but such had never been proved and had rarely been publicly hinted, much less charged, even when the cult was young and relatively small. Foster himself had been the first to “go to Heaven” on schedule, dying publicly at a self-prophesied instant. Since that first example, it had been a Fosterite mark of special grace… and it had been years since any coroner or district attorney had had the temerity to pry into such deaths.

Not that Jubal cared whether they were spontaneous or induced. In his opinion a good Fosterite was a dead Fosterite. Let them be!

But it was going to be hard to explain to Mike.

No use stalling, another cup of coffee wouldn’t make it any easier—“Mike, who made the world?”

“Beg pardon?”

“Look around you. All this. Mars, too. The stars. Everything. You and me and everybody. Did the Old Ones tell you who made it?”

Mike looked puzzled. “No, Jubal.”

“Well, you have wondered about it, haven’t you? Where did the silt come from? Who put the stars in the sky? Who started it all? All of it, everything, the whole world, the Universe—so that you and I are I talking.” Jubal paused, surprised at himself. He had intended to make the usual agnostic approach… and found himself compulsively following his legal training, being an honest advocate in spite of himself, attempting to support a religious belief he did not hold but which was believed most human beings. He found that, willy-nilly, he was attorney for the orthodoxies of his own race against—he wasn’t sure what. An unhuman viewpoint. “How do your Old Ones answer such questions?”

“Jubal, I do not grok… that these are questions. I am sorry.”

“Eh? I don’t grok your answer.”

Mike hesitated a long time. “I will try. But words are… are not rightly. Not ‘putting.’ Not ‘mading.’ A nowing. World is. World was. World shall be. Now.”

“‘As it was in the beginning, so it now and ever shall be, World without end—’”

Mike smiled happily. “You grok it!”