The Cabin in the Woods

Jules was dancing around the large room. She sure could move, he’d say that for her. She had a gorgeous body-which he’d once had a brief opportunity to explore with his own two hands, though his memory of it, as with most of his memories, was somewhat hazed-and she was working it now, thrusting out her chest, shaking that long newly-blond hair, wiggling her ass, stomping her feet, then using the MTV-friendly guitar solos to grind her hips and work her groin. There was a film of sweat on her face which only made her glow more, and she’d popped a couple of buttons on her shirt to expose more cleavage. Her bra was visible, and the mounds of her breasts moved heavily in time with her movements.

“Sweet,” Marty muttered, his voice lost to the music. But maybe it was too sweet. Jules was cute and all, a little air-headed maybe, but generally decent and honest. He’d never thought of her as desperate.

Curt was dancing with her in that awkward, self-conscious way most guys had. He wasn’t a natural mover, but he was doing his best, following behind Jules and cupping her butt when she wasn’t writhing and twisting too much, squeezing, and running his hands up and down her stomach and chest from behind when she gave him the opportunity. She was the seductress and he was the poor, led fool. It would have been pitiful if Marty didn’t know Curt well enough. Last thing he was, for a fact, was desperate. He was going along with it because he wanted to go along with it, and that was that.

Jules moved into the seating area, knocking the table slightly with her legs and spilling a slick of beer, arms raised and hands entwining each other like dancing snakes, hips twisting. She moved in front of Holden and performed a quick, suggestive lap-dance for him, bending over to wave her ass in his face, then turning and stretching one foot up onto the couch’s back right next to his head. She flexed to and fro, running both hands along her leg to her foot and back again.

Dude, you look so awkward, Marty thought as he watched Holden. The guy was looking anywhere but at Jules-though Marty thought he did see his eyes flicker just briefly to her cleavage a couple of times, and once to her crotch, denim shorts stretched tight by her movement. He looked sidelong at Dana, who was still involved in the diary but obviously not too thrilled at the display.

“Go baby, oh yeah!” Curt called. “That’s the goods right there, fuck yeah!”

“This is so classy,” Marty said.

“Like you wouldn’t want a piece of that,” Curt scoffed.

“Can we not talk about people in pieces anymore tonight?” Marty held up his joint, raised his eyebrows as if to make a point, then took another puff.

Jules slipped away from Holden, and his relief was obvious. She turned on Marty this time, moving luxuriously, running her fingertips up her stomach and over her chest. Her nipples were obvious against the strained shirt.

“Oh, are you feeling lonely, Marty?” she asked. She plucked the joint from his fingers and sucked hard. “Marty and I were sweeties in our freshman hall,” she said over her shoulder. “We made out once,” Marty said. “I never did buy that ring.”

Jules pouted.

“But we’re still… close.” She blew smoke in his face, lips close to his, and then handed him back the joint. She’d smoked a third of it in one hard puff, and he wondered how the hell she wasn’t coughing her guts up on the floor. She danced away, back to the open area between sofa and dining table, where Curt awaited her with his questing hands.

“You know, I have a theory about all this,” Marty said.

“That’s our cue to bail!” Curt cried out, throwing up his hands and showing the sweat patches on his tee-shirt. “Tommy Chong has a theory. You can tell it to Egghead Holden here, if he’s not too busy devirginizing Dana.” Dana pressed her lips together, stood, and dropped the book on the couch. She paused for a second, looking into the fireplace at the fire that was burning down because no one had thought to add any more logs.

We can’t look after ourselves, Marty thought. Dana shot a quick glance in his direction, then turned to her roommate and spoke up.

“Jules, do you want to lie down?”

“That’s exactly the point!” Curt said, shoving Jules toward the door. “Mush! Mush!”

“Don’t push me around,” Jules protested, but she wasn’t upset, and she even made her objection sound suggestive.

“Not around, baby,” Curt said. “Straight line. Right there. Out there. Pretty stars!” He reached around her and tugged the door open, and the breath of air made the dying fire glow brighter for a few seconds. The two of them left the cabin and it suddenly became motionless, music still blasting, a knot in the fire popping.

Then Dana sighed and crossed to the kitchen to pour another beer.

Marty hauled himself up from the chair. Holden was still on the couch, avoiding his eyes, tapping his fingers on his knee.