Valentinian didn't wait for the question. "Do it, boy. The experience will be good for you. Besides, every one of Photius' bodyguards—the real ones, I'm talking about, my sort of men—like him. He's a nice kid. Especially for an emperor."
The courtier's color got even more interesting. Sort of a cross between liver and old grapes. Photius wondered if he might have died, standing on his feet.
No, he couldn't have. He was still quivering.
Pretty badly, in fact.
Fortunately—or maybe not, depending on how you looked at it—the courtier seemed to start recovering after Rajiv accepted. By the time the audience ended, his color had returned to that first weird shade.
"Is that 'puce'?" Photius whispered.
"No. 'Puce' is when he looked like he was dead. This is magenta."
"You're so smart. I love you."
* * *
As soon as they entered their private chambers, after the audience, Tahmina turned to him. "That's the first time you've ever said that."
"No, it isn't."
"Yes, it is. That way."
"Oh. Well. I'm getting older."
She sat down on a divan, sighing. "Yes, you are. Awfully fast, actually, when I look at it cold-bloodedly. Which I never do, any more."
"Maybe that's because you're getting older, too."
She smiled, almost as crookedly as Belisarius might. "My dear husband. The difference between 'puce' and 'magenta' is absolutely nothing, compared to the difference between 'getting older' and 'can't wait.'"
Photius thought he was probably a pretty interesting color himself, then.
His father walked in, that very moment. After looking back and forth between the two of them, Belisarius said: "Why are you bright pink? And why are you smiling like that?"
Tahmina gave no answer. Her smile just got more crooked.
Photius, rallying, said: "I did what you asked me to, father. About Rajiv, I mean. Is there something else I can do?"
Belisarius seemed to get sad, for just an instant. But then, he rallied too, and the smile that came to his face made it clear that Tahmina still had a long way to go when it came to "crooked."
"Yes, as a matter of fact. As soon as you can manage it, I'd like a lot of grandchildren."
"Oh."
"That's called 'scarlet,'" Tahmina said, to Photius.
To Belisarius, she said: "Consider it done."
Tahmina proved to be quite right. After they finally returned to Constantinople, whatever empress regent fury might have fallen on Photius for his presumptuous appointment was almost completely deflected. Photius and Tahmina never had to suffer worse than a Sour Beta. Maybe even Sour Alpha.
First, as Tahmina had foreseen, by Theodora's joy at being reunited with her husband.
Secondly, by the time and energy Theodora spent hollering at Belisarius for: a) putting her husband at risk; b) keeping him away from her for an unholy length of time, and c) giving away half of her empire—sorry, your son's empire—in the course of his fumble-fingered so-called "negotiations."
Thirdly, by the time and energy she spent mollifying her best friend Antonina's anger over the preposterous way she was treating the man who had won the greatest war in history and saved her empire for her three times over—against the Medes, internal rebellion, and the Malwa.
And, finally, of course, as Tahmina had also foreseen...
"You agreed to be a business partner in a manufacturing scheme?
"I'm not the Emperor any longer, dear," Justinian pointed out mildly. "Photius is."
"Still!"
"I'm the Grand Justiciar. And you know how much I love to play with gadgets." He tried to dampen the gathering storm: "Besides, I'll have to keep it quiet anyway. Otherwise it might look like a conflict of interest."
Theodora frowned. "'Conflict of interest'? What in the world is that?"
"It's a new legal concept I'm about to introduce. I thought of it while I was in India."
That wasn't really true. He'd gotten the original idea from Aide. But since the jewel wasn't around any longer, Justinian saw no reason to give him credit. He'd never much liked the creature anyway.
It took him a while to explain the concept of "conflict of interest" to the Empress Regent. When he was done, Theodora burst into laughter.
"That's the silliest thing I ever heard of! My husband!"
Ousanas delayed his return to Ethiopia, long enough to ensure that a full year had passed, since Eon's death. When he arrived at Adulis, he discovered that Rukaiya had already overseen the transfer of the capital there from Axum.
He was surprised. True, this had been planned for some time, but he hadn't thought Rukaiya would be bold enough, in his absence, to push the matter through. Many of the Ethiopians were not happy at the prospect of sharing their capital with Arabs.
Ezana met him at the docks, and provided part of the reason.
"Why not? And it gave me the chance to demonstrate that the queen had the full support of the royal regiments."