I looked around. “Dinner with Fiona,” I said. I paused. Waited for a sign. Like a shank to the neck. When none came, I continued with “My treat.”
“She’s not a nice person, either,” Barry said.
“No,” I said, “she’s not.”
“That’s kind of hot, isn’t it?”
“It is.”
Barry chewed on another bit of plantain. “This one of those ‘or people will die’ things?”
“Yeah,” I said. I showed him the paperwork on the credit transfer to Myanmar. “You ever do any business with this bank?”
Barry visibly recoiled in his chair, enough so that he had to grab his plate before it tipped off his lap. “Myanmar is off-limits,” he said.
“How can an entire country be off-limits?” I said.
“I don’t know,” he said, “maybe I’m just averse to having the government disappear me. Or being called a terrorist and shipped to some torture chamber on a boat. Or having everyone I know murdered in the night by people like yourself. No offense.”
“None taken,” I said.
“Or your friend Mr. Kyle.”
“Have you talked to him, Barry?”
“He paid me a visit.”
“What was he looking for?”
“You,” he said.
“What did you tell him?”
“The truth,” Barry said. “That the last time we did business my nana got audited. Told him I was out of the Michael Westen business until Nana’s IRS problems disappeared.”
“I appreciate that,” I said.
“Consider it the advantage of working with local businesses,” he said.
“I still need a favor,” I said.
“I still get dinner with Fiona?”
Even though I couldn’t see Fi, her presence, at least mentally, was weighing on me. I tweaked the offer accordingly. “I can guarantee that you will eat in the same room with her,” I said. “Everything else is up to chance.”
“All a man can ask,” he said.
“How much time would you need to get a hold of a couple hundred credit card numbers?”
“How much are you willing to pay?”
“Whatever it takes to get your nana’s legal issues resolved,” I said. “And I’ll pay double if you can get them from Russia, Japan, Saudi Arabia-any place with a lot of banks and a lot of regulations.”
“How long would you need them for?”
“About ten minutes,” I said.
“I wasn’t planning on working tonight,” Barry said. “But I guess I could make a couple calls.”
I handed him the bank information again, and this time he took it. “I want you to flood this account with transactions,” I said. “Charges. Cash advances. It doesn’t matter. But max every single card. I want an international banking incident.”
Barry shook his head. “You got maybe fifteen minutes before the banks on both ends freeze all the transactions,” Barry said. “That bank in Myanmar? It doesn’t matter if it’s run by Al Qaeda or the CIA, the computers will still autolock the account, thinking it’s being cracked. You’ll never see a single cent.”
“That’s the idea,” I said. If my hunch was correct, whoever operated the bank account Dinino was transferring money into would be expecting far more money after Gennaro lost. Bonaventura probably wasn’t the only one taking action. But that would be difficult to achieve if their bank account was being investigated by every major credit fraud agency in the world. And if the U.S. government and its allies were monitoring it for money going to terrorists, it would take about thirty seconds for that account to get flagged by the kinds of people who you do not want flagging your accounts. The kinds of people who don’t mind coming across enemy lines to make sure you understand that your banking interests are very, very interesting indeed. By flooding it ten minutes before the race, it ensured me a window of time to confirm Maria and Liz were safe. Once the people who operated it found out Dinino wasn’t going to be able to make due, there was going to be… issues.
“I need to worry about anyone coming after me?”
“Anyone comes near you,” I said, “they’re coming through me first.”
“Really?”
“Really. What are friends for?”
“Is that what we are?”
I had to think about it. “I guess so,” I said.
“Nice to know. And not that I don’t trust you, but soon as they start bouncing back the charges,” Barry said, “Barry bounces out of Miami.”
“I’d recommend that,” I said. “I’ll call you when I want you to start and then lose your phone.”
“And then, what, Fiona catches up to me?”
“Uh, yeah,” I said. “She’ll be in contact.”
We sat for a few moments longer and watched the trapeze show. The Asian girl who’d fallen earlier was back on the swing now and picking up momentum to perform another trick, her eyes wide open, her face perfectly still, as if she’d completely forgotten that only a few minutes before she fell to earth with a thud.
You spend the majority of your life in the company of spies and you begin to realize certain truths, chief among them that in order to be a good spy, you have to love your job.
Statistically speaking, this is unusual.
Most people hate their jobs.