The Hammer of God

“Bill, the phones haven’t stopped ringing. ABC, NBC, they all want to interview me. I am so sorry. The woman who was in the store with me must have been a reporter.”

“Ya think? Listen; sit tight. Don’t answer the phone. Margaret’s here and I’m sure she’ll have some ideas of how to handle this.”

“Okay. Sorry this happened, Bill.”

“It’s okay; don’t worry.”

Bill hung up and said to Margaret, “I’m worried.”

“So it’s true? Oh, dear God, this isn’t going to be pretty, Bill.”

“Look, she’s expecting and it’s scary out there right now.”

“It’s scary for everybody and they look to the White House for assurance. A story like this means we are running scared as well.”

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Dariush’s hunch played out and the Cray found 17 words in 149 languages that fit the footprint. As he scanned the list, an English word popped out at him: Roosevelt. Another word in Eastern Arabic that the Cray spit out from the data string was “maghra.”

It was an unusual and hastily called meeting: a “by invitation only” press briefing in Margaret’s office. Five reporters, three from TV and two from print, were in attendance. The subject was lead-lined underwear.

“Is your wife privy to intelligence that points to the intended target for the nukes being the White House?”

“Neither my wife nor myself are privy to any information or speculation that the White House, or Washington for that matter, is a target.”

“Why did your wife buy these aprons?”

“All I can say is that she reasoned and decided to do this on her own and for her own reasons. As you know, my wife is pregnant with our first child. She is acting in a manner prescribed by instinct, nature, and evolution. But not by any connection to me, the government, or this administration.”

“How far along is she?”

“Seven months.”

“Do you know if it’s a boy or a girl?”

“No; we decided to be surprised.”

“Is Mrs. Hiccock protecting her…your baby from the suitcase nuke due to anything you might have said to her?”

“Again, I have no information to share with her on that topic.”

“I mean, about radiation in general.”

“I never discussed it with my wife. As far as I know, she overheard other women discussing it.”

“Women here at the White House?”

“No, at a beauty salon.”

“Professor Hiccock, your wife is a doctor, an educated woman. Are you asking us to believe that she did this because of gossip and not some top-secret report on the intentions of the terrorists?”

“I don’t know where you are going with that, but I am going to guess. Yes, my wife is a very accomplished and intelligent person. She is actually also a professor. She does hold a White House ID, but she does not hold any security clearance at the present time…”

The room erupted. Bill put up his hands. “Hold it. Before you ask, she did have a clearance at one time but it was on a project totally unrelated and predating any of this suitcase nuke affair.”

“Why does she have White House access?”

“She is pretty much in private practice now, but still acts as consultant to the administration from time to time.”

“What is the nature…?”

“Thank you folks; that will be all,” Margaret said, and began to usher everyone out. Once the room was empty, she said, “I don’t know why everyone, including me, says you can’t handle the media. You did very well right now.”

“Thanks. Wow, what a bunch of lunkheads.”

“What do you mean?”

“I answered the same question five times. Aren’t they listening?”

“Yes, they are. They were hoping that you weren’t and that you would slip up when the question came at you in a different way. But you stuck to the script and gave them no wiggle room. It was good.”

“So does this end it?”

“Hopefully it will get only one more cycle of airplay and then fade.”

“I hope so. Janice is really upset by all this.”

“Look, I don’t blame her. Hell, if I were pregnant, I’d build a house out of lead these days. It’s just your position here at the White House that….”

“Yeah, I know; I got it. Thank you. I’m going back to my office. Let me know if you need anything else from me.”

“You and Janice should take some time off. Maybe go to a lake house or the beach?”

“Lead aprons and all, I suppose.”

Bill had shaken off “Apron-gate” and an hour later was back at his desk focusing on his speech and three other briefing papers he was falling behind on. There is an almost imperceptible swoosh of air, and an energy wave that pours through any open door when the President, on the move, walks by any West Wing office. Most political appointees used it as an early warning system of sorts to kind of perk up and look busy. Bill however, slinked down a little deeper in his chair hoping that the entourage of aides, Secret Service, cabinet officers, congressmen, senators or who ever else was constantly around the leader of the free world whenever he left the Oval, would pass by without the Boss noticing the husband of the “apron lady.” His heart dropped when he heard the most famous voice in American politics say, “Bill, got a minute?”

Bill immediately stood as the President left the parade in the hall, and shut the door.