Whoever raised him didn't do a great job. Not that I blame them; it can't have been much fun having a child underfoot during a build, and none of us were selected for our parenting skills. Even if bots changed the diapers and VR handled the infodumps, socialising a toddler couldn't have been anyone's idea of a good time. I'd have probably just chucked the little bastard out an airlock.
But even I would've brought him up to speed.
Something changed while I was away. Maybe the war's heated up again, entered some new phase. That twitchy kid is out of the loop for a reason. I wonder what it is.
I wonder if I care.
I arrive at my suite, treat myself to a gratuitous meal, jill off. Three hours after coming back to life I'm relaxing in the starbow commons. «Chimp.»
«You're up early,» it says at last, and I am; our answering shout hasn't even arrived at its destination yet. No real chance of new data for another two months, at least.
«Show me the forward feeds,» I command.
DHF428 blinks at me from the center of the lounge: Stop. Stop. Stop.
Maybe. Or maybe the chimp's right, maybe it's pure physiology. Maybe this endless cycle carries no more intelligence than the beating of a heart. But there's a pattern inside the pattern, some kind of
«Slow the time-series,» I command. «By a hundred.»
It
«By a thousand.»
A word pops into my head:
«Chimp. Those waves of pigment. How fast are they moving?»
«About fifty-nine thousand kilometers per second.»
The speed of a passing thought.
And if this thing
The thing about
It's not just a human rule, or a mammal rule, or even an Earthly one. It's a rule for any circuit that processes information, and it applies as much to the things we've yet to meet as it did to those we left behind.
Fifty-nine thousand kilometers per second, the chimp says. How far can the signal move through that membrane in a tenth of a corsec? How thinly does
The flesh is huge, the flesh is inconceivable. But the spirit, the spirit is —
Shit.
«Chimp. Assuming the mean neuron density of a human brain, what's the synapse count on a circular sheet of neurons one millimeter thick with a diameter of five thousand eight hundred ninety-two kilometers?»
«Two times ten to the twenty-seventh.»
I saccade the database for some perspective on a mind stretched across thirty million square kilometers: the equivalent of two quadrillion human brains.
Of course, whatever this thing uses for neurons have to be packed a lot less tightly than ours; we can see through them, after all. Let's be superconservative, say it's only got a thousandth the computational density of a human brain. That's —
Okay, let's say it's only got a
A
Still twenty billion human brains. Twenty
I don't know how to feel about that. This is no mere alien.
But I'm not quite ready to believe in gods.
I round the corner and run smack into Dix, standing like a golem in the middle of my living room. I jump about a meter straight up.
«
He seems surprised by my reaction. «Wanted to — talk,» he says after a moment.
«You
He retreats a step, stammers: «Wanted, wanted —»
«To talk. And you do that in
He hesitates. «Said you —