«Is it?» Langdon challenged. «Would you consider Coca-Cola a secret society?»
«Of course not,» the student said.
«Well, what if you knocked on the door of corporate headquarters and asked for the recipe for Classic Coke?»
«They’d never tell you.»
«Exactly. In order to learn Coca-Cola’s deepest secret, you would need to join the company, work for many years, prove you were trustworthy, and eventually rise to the upper echelons of the company, where that information might be shared with you. Then you would be sworn to secrecy.»
«So you’re saying Freemasonry is like a corporation?» «Only insofar as they have a strict hierarchy and they take secrecy very seriously.»
«My uncle is a Mason,» a young woman piped up. «And my aunt hates it because he won’t talk about it with her. She says Masonry is some kind of strange religion.»
«A common misperception.»
«It’s not a religion?»
«Give it the litmus test,» Langdon said. «Who here has taken Professor Witherspoon’s comparative religion course?»
Several hands went up.
«Good. So tell me, what are the three prerequisites for an ideology to be considered a religion?»
«ABC,» one woman offered. «Assure, Believe, Convert.»
«Correct,» Langdon said. «Religions
«So. . Masonry is
«On the contrary. One of the prerequisites for becoming a Mason is that you
«Sounds a little far-out,» someone said.
«Or, perhaps, refreshingly open-minded?» Langdon offered. «In this age when different cultures are killing each other over whose definition of God is better, one could say the Masonic tradition of tolerance and open-mindedness is commendable.» Langdon paced the stage. Moreover, Masonry is open to men of all races, colors, and creeds, and provides a spiritual fraternity that does not discriminate in any way.»
«Doesn’t discriminate?» A member of the university’s Women’s Center stood up. «How many
Langdon showed his palms in surrender. «A fair point. Freemasonry had its roots, traditionally, in the stone masons’ guilds of Europe and was therefore a man’s organization. Several hundred years ago, some say as early as 1703, a women’s branch called Eastern Star was founded. They have more than a million members.»
«Nonetheless,» the woman said, «Masonry is a powerful organization from which women are excluded.»
Langdon was not sure how
«Professor Langdon,» called a young man with curly hair in the back row, «if Masonry is not a secret society, not a corporation, and not a religion, then what is it?»
«Well, if you were to ask a Mason, he would offer the following definition: Masonry is a system of morality, veiled in allegory and illustrated by symbols.»
«Sounds to me like a euphemism for ‘freaky cult.’ »
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«Hell yes!» the kid said, standing up. «I heard what they do inside those secret buildings! Weird candlelight rituals with coffins, and nooses, and drinking wine out of skulls. Now
Langdon scanned the class. «Does that sound freaky to anyone else?»
«Yes!» they all chimed in.
Langdon feigned a sad sigh. «Too bad. If that’s too freaky for you, then I know you’ll never want to join
Langdon nodded and lowered his voice to a conspiratorial whisper. «Don’t tell anyone, but on the pagan day of the sun god Ra, I kneel at the foot of an ancient instrument of torture and consume ritualistic symbols of blood and flesh.»
The class looked horrified.
Langdon shrugged. «And if any of you care to join me, come to the Harvard chapel on Sunday, kneel beneath the crucifix, and take Holy Communion.»
The classroom remained silent.
Langdon winked. «Open your minds, my friends. We all fear what we do not understand.»
The tolling of a clock began echoing through the Capitol corridors.