John Hansen balanced his mug on the arm of the sofa, stood, and shook Dean’s hand. “I’m pleased to finally meet you, son. The rest of the family has had only good things to say.”
“Not quite true. I told you I thought he had a lot of nerve telling me how to behave and that, even though he may be woogie, I couldn’t see what Claire saw in him. OW!” Diana glared across the room at her sister.
“Context, dear,” her mother admonished. “You’d almost got him sacrificed.
And, Claire, you know better than to use the possibilities like that.”
“Which is why I threw a hazelnut.”
“I apologize; your aim is improving.”
“What about me?” Diana demanded, dropping down on the floor by the Christmas tree.
“You should also apologize. Dean’s a guest in this house, and you’re being deliberately provoking.”
All three women turned to look at Dean, whose ears darkened from scarlet to crimson. “That’s okay. It’s ... uh ... I mean . . .”
“Dean?”
He turned toward Claire’s father wearing the same desperately hopeful expression as a Buffalo Bills fan during NFL playoffs. “Yes, sir?”
“Would you like some coffee?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Come on, the pot’s in the kitchen. We’ll go get some for everyone.” Detaching Claire’s hand from Dean’s arm, he drew the younger man out of the living room, saying, “I have this sudden urge to build a workshop. You’ve got no iIlea how great it is to have a little more testosterone in this house.”
“Like some of us had a choice about that,” Austin snorted from the top of the recliner as they passed.
Dean had been a little unsure of what to expect when he walked into the Hansens’ living room with Claire that morning. After all, everyone in the room would know exactly how they’d spent the night. He didn’t regret any of it, although his memory of times five and six had grown a little hazy, and he felt as though things were now back on track, that he was doing exactly what he was supposed to be doing with his life.
But he could see how things might be awkward.
It didn’t help that both Claire’s parents were Cousins, less powerful than Keepers but still among those who helped keep the metaphysical balance. Dean had learned from experience how painful an unbalanced metaphysical could be.
He was fairly certain Mrs. Hansen had liked him when they’d met back at the guesthouse, but Mr. Hansen was a total unknown. Following the older man into the kitchen, he searched for the right thing to say. Found himself saying, “I really love your daughter, sir.”
“John.”
“Sorry?”
“If you’re going to be a part of Claire’s life, and all signs seem to indicate you are, you might as well call me John.”
“Yes, sir. John. Signs?”
“You know . . .” He set down the coffeepot and waved his hands around in the universal symbol for spookiness. “. . . signs: bright lights in the sky, heart-shaped frost patterns on the windows, K-Tel’s love songs of the ‘70s mysteriously cued up on the CD player.”
“I see.”
“Really?”
“No, sir. But I know how I feel and I know how Claire feels, and that’s what matters.”
Claire looked more like her father than her mother, Dean realized as the older man’s mouth curled into a familiar smile and he clapped him on the shoulder. “Good man. Give me a minute to finish up here, and we’ll get back to the ladies.”
“Women,” corrected a bit of empty air over the sink.
John raised a hand and there was a muffled, “Ow!” from the other room. “And don’t ever expect any privacy,” he sighed.
“No, sir.”
Glancing around the kitchen, Dean noted the juvenile artwork framed and hung in the breakfast nook, the souvenir tea towel stamped with the ubiquitous My daughter closed a hole to Hell and all I got was this lousy tea towel, the simmering pot of giblets, the mess. . . . His eyes narrowed. The early morning stuffing of the turkey had left bread crumbs and less easily identifiable debris scattered along six feet of counter. It looked as though the turkey had put up a fight. And very nearly won. He picked up the dishcloth without thinking and by the time the tray of coffee was ready, the counter was spotless.
As John handed Dean the tray, he nodded approvingly. “If you ever stop loving Claire, feel free to keep coming around.”
“With a little scouring powder, I could get those stains out of the sink.”
“Later, son.”
Back in the living room, Dean had barely handed the tray in turn to Martha when Claire stuffed a large, lumpy, striped sock into his hands. It took him a moment to realize what it was. “There’s a stocking for me?”
“Hey, the big guy doesn’t make mistakes.” Diana smashed a chocolate orange apart against the side of the fireplace. “Five people in the house, five filled stockings.”
“The big guy?”
“Santa. St. Nick. Father Christmas.”
“Is real . . .” And then he remembered the sound of Hell arguing with itself. ” .
. . ly efficient.”
Claire patted his arm as he sat. “Nice recovery.”
“Thank you.”