Ainz looked at the creature that was trying to restrain him and confirmed that it was Albedo, as he had suspected.
“Ainz-samaaaaa!”
After straddling Ainz with both legs and firmly mounting him she raised her upper body.
“W-what is it? What’s the matter?!”
“I don’t need to... hold it in anymore, right!”
Albedo opened her eyes wide. Her pupils that seemed to split her golden irises apart gave Ainz a chilling sensation down his back.
“W-what are you talking about?!”
Ainz panicked, but Albedo ignored him and put her hands on her dress, closing her fingers around the slit of her cleavage. With a grunted “Hmph!” she tried to rip it apart, but the material did not budge.
“Magical clothing is annoying. I should use an item destruction skill or just take it off normally.”
“Get a hold of yourself, Albedo. Get down from me right this instant!”
He tried to push her off by force, but the opponent was a level 100 warrior. Plus, he could not use his full strength because he was grabbing something extremely soft while trying to push her off.
Albedo’s hands closed in and tried to open up Ainz’s robe.
“Don’t try to take off my clothes! Don’t move your hips! Oi!”
“Ah. Awawawawawawa...”
“It’s your fault, Ainz-sama! I held it in so far, but you started saying things that I can’t hold myself anymore! It’s all Ainz-sama’s fault! I just need a little bit! Just a little bit! Really, a little bit! Please, give me some of your favour! It’ll be over by the time you’re finished counting the number of Eight Edge Assassins on the ceiling!”
If she had mentioned that it was Ainz’s fault for changing her setting, he would have lost all will to resist. However, Albedo looked like she was about to devour Ainz whole and the fear of being eaten, like that of prey being cornered by a predator, overrode Ainz’s guilt and he struggled against her.
Finally, his subordinates, who were confused at this sudden situation, sprang into action.
“Albedo-sama has lost her mind!”
“Albedo-sama has lost her mind!”
The Eight Edge Assassins jumped off the ceiling simultaneously.
“Get her off Ainz-sama! No, no! Don’t try to restrain her with skills! It’s just going to get cancelled!
Use your strength!”
“It’s too much! To be this strong, she is indeed the Overseer of Guardians! Mare-sama, help us!”
“—Awawa! Y-yes!”
Ainz fixed his clothing after being finally liberated and pointed to Albedo, who was being held by all four limbs by the Eight Edged Assassins.
“Albedo shall be grounded for three days.”
The Eight Edged Assassins dragged Albedo out of the room.
“U-uh, Ainz-sama... Are you alright?”
“I’m fine… But when did Albedo turn so weird? Did she eat something bad…? Devils don’t need to eat food, but there shouldn’t be a problem with eating... right?”
Mare looked away as Ainz asked the question.
“Well… I guess, uh, mmm, there would have been this and that happening for her. She must have been under a lot of work-related stress.”
Ainz stood up from his place and called over the maid. To regain his dignity, he spoke in the most regal voice he could manage.
“...Tell Narberal and Hamsuke to prepare. It’s time to head to E-Rantel.”
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Nazarick Time 13:35
Sitting on top of Hamsuke, Ainz pulled the reins to signal him to halt. He looked over E-Rantel’s gate which stood strong in front of him. Ainz did not dislike the gate, which could easily stop an entire army and radiated power and gravity. In Yggdrasil, there were many gates larger and more magnificent than this one, but unlike simple data, this gate was made with human hands —though the possible help of magic could not be discounted— and sweat. Standing before the steely gate steeped in history and labour, an indescribable emotion welled up from inside him.
Back in Yggdrasil, it was a common occurrence for different guilds to lay siege to a city. Most members of Ainz Ooal Gown could not understand why they would do that, but there were also few members who said they wanted to try it as well.
It was not a good label, but looking back, it was a good memory.
“What is it, my lord?”
“Nothing. Don’t worry about it.”
Hamsuke asked because her master had halted and took no further action. Ainz replied in a plain tone, as though trying to change the topic. It was a voice to hide his embarrassment about the fact he was caught up in the memories of good old days.
“Then, let’s go to the Adventurer’s Guild and get some monster subjugation quests.”