Three Hands In The Fountain

They were still married. It had taken Lenia years to decide to share her fortune with him, and it was likely to be just as long before she gave him the shove. Until then her old friends were stuck with having to listen to endless debates on the subject.

Ropes of damp linen hung across the entrance, allowing me to skip; lightly past and up the stairs before Lenia noticed me. But Nux, that frowsty bundle, scampered straight in, barking madly. There were outraged yells from the tub treaders and carding girls, then Nux raced back out again, trailing somebody's toga and pursued; by Lenia herself

She was a wild-eyed, snaggle-haired fury who carried too much weight but was otherwise pretty muscular from her trade. Her hands and feet were swollen and red from being in warm water all day; her hair made a flamboyant pretence of being red too. Gasping a little, she roared obscenities after my hound, who hared' off across the road.

Lenia picked up, the toga. She shook it lethargically, trying not to notice the dirt it had just acquired. `Oh, you're back, Falco.'

`Hello,, you old bag of malice. How's the dirty clothes business?'

`Stinking as usual.' She had a voice that could have carried halfway to the Palatine, with all the sweetness of a one-note trumpet giving the orders; in a legionary parade. `Did you tell that bastard Petronius he could doss upstairs?'

`I said he could. We're working together now.'

`Your mother was here with that pet snake of hers.

According to her you'll be working for him.'

'Lenia, I haven't done what my mother told me for at least twenty years.'

`Big talk, Falco!'

I work for myself- and with persons I select on the basis of their skill, application, and amiable habits.'

`Your ma says Anacrites will keep you up to the mark.'

`And, I say he can wind himself on to a catapult and wang himself over the Tiber.'

Lenia laughed. Her mirth contained a mocking note.' She knew the hold Ma had over me or thought she did.

I arrived upstairs out of breath, out of practice for the climb. Petronius seemed surprised it was only me. For some reason he supposed that having; drawn, up a strikingly attractive advertisement in the Forum he would be inundated with sophisticated clients all seeking his help with intriguing legal claims. Of course none had come. `Did you put our address?'

`Don't make me weep, Falco.'

`Well, did you?'

`Yes.' A vague look crossed his face.

The apartment looked smaller and. shabbier than ever. There, were two rooms, one for sleep and one for everything else, plus a balcony. That had what Smaractus described as a river view. It was true, if you were prepared to sit in a permanent twist on its wonky ledge. There was room to perch on a bench out there with a girlfriend, but it was wise not to wriggle about too much in case the brackets holding up the balcony sheared off.

The only things I had thought worth taking away when Helena and I moved across the street were my bed, an antique tripod table Helena had once bought for me, and our collection of kitchenware (not exactly imperial equipment). That meant there was now nothing to sleep on, but Petro had created a neat floor-level nest for himself with some sort of bedding roll he had probably kept from our army days. A few clothes were hung on the hooks I had knocked in when I lived there. A stool was set pedantically with his personal toilet things: comb, toothpick, and strigil and oilflask for the baths.

In the outer room nothing much had altered. There was a table, a bench, a small brick cooking range, a couple of lamps, and a bucket for slops. On the griddle sat an extremely well-scoured mess tin that I failed to recognise. On the table were ranged a redware bowl with matching beaker, a spoon and a knife. More organised than I had ever been, Petronius had already bought in a loaf, eggs, dried beans, salt, pine nuts, olives, a lettuce, and a small collection of sesame cakes. He had a sweet tooth.

`Come in. Well, Marcus, my boy; this is like old times.' My heart sank. Of course I was nostalgic for the old days of freedom, of women, drink, and careless irresponsibility Nostalgia was pleasant, but that was all. People move on. If Petronius wanted to regress to being a lad again, he was on his own. I had learned to enjoy clean bedding and regular meals.

`You know how to camp out.' I wondered how soon the novelty would fade.

`It's not necessary to live in squalor as you did.'

`My way of life as a bachelor was perfectly respectable.' It had had to: be. I had spent much of the time trying to lure women into the, apartment with fake tales of its fantastic amenities. They all knew I was lying, but the spell I spun made them expect certain standards. Anyway, they had all – heard that even after I left home my mother took care of me. `Ma put the fear of all Hades into the roaches. And Helena kept us very smart once she moved in.'

`I had to sweep under the cooking bench.'

`Don't be an old biddy. Nobody sweeps under there.'