Tiny Tim

I hear he still lives alone. Apparently, it’s hard to go back to regular monogamous relationships after you spent years enjoying the perks of regular incest orgies. Every time he gets with a woman, she quickly gets turned off by his semi subtle advances towards their friends, sisters, and even daughters. Who would’ve thought that shit is a hard sell for the vast majority of women?

Which brings me to the here and now, as I stand in the jewelry store. Mia and I have been together for almost six years now, lived together for more than one, and established our careers. Nora and Mom are both getting a little restless, and keep prodding me about when I will ask her the big question.

We will definitely wait a while longer before thinking about kids, but I’m certain that I would have no regrets if I were to spend the rest of my life with her.