Besides, I had a feeling she’d told us everything she knew, and a remarkable theory it was, too. I couldn’t wait to tell Odelia.
Before I left the room, though, I turned and said,“Um, maybe one more thing, Jasmine. Was this Kirk guy really a cat whisperer?”
Jasmine laughed scathingly.“Like I told the old lady, no way. The man was a fraud. Pretending to be able to talk to cats while he didn’t understand us one bit. He used to hit me, you know, with a clothes brush? When he thought no one was looking? He landed one hit, then I scratched him across the face. So if anyone wonders where that big red scratch on his nose comes from, you can tell them I did that. And I’m proud of it, too.”
Chapter 9
Alec Lip, Hampton Cove’s chief of police, was sitting at his desk and reading the online version of theHampton Cove Gazette, more specifically the Gabi column. Only last week he’d sent in an anonymous letter and had eagerly awaited Gabi’s response. But now that the response had finally been posted, he wasn’t sure he agreed with it.
His question had been very short and to the point:‘Dear Gabi, I’m a fifty-four-year-old widower and have been living alone since my wife died fifteen years ago. Lately I’ve been wondering if I should get out there again. Look for love. There’s someone I like but we work together in a professional capacity, so it’s tricky. What should I do? Lonely Heart.’
The response, now that it had finally been posted, was this:‘Dear Lonely Heart, if you ask me it’s not your love life that needs a shot in the butt but your professional life. Why don’t you show some ambition? There’s other jobs out there that would suit your talents a lot better than your current one. Mayor, for instance. Something to think about!’
Alec leaned back and patted his thinning mane. It almost seemed to him that Gabi, whoever she was, had guessed who he was and was telling him to drop being chief of police and set his sights on becoming mayor instead. Huh. So weird.
There was a knock at the door and he yelled,“Yeah!”
Chase Kingsley walked in. A handsome cop with one of those square faces and a cleft in his chin that made women’s hearts beat faster, Chase was the precinct’s detective, and smiled when he saw Alec behind his desk, hands on his head and looking annoyed.
“You should really try a hair transplant, Chief. You’ll feel like a new man.”
“Look at this,” Alec grumbled, and turned the screen so Chase could read along.
Chase took a seat at the edge of the desk and scanned the screen, then grinned.“Dating, huh? And who’s the lucky lady?”
Alec’s ruddy face flushed even more. “No lucky lady. Just a general question.”
“Oh, come on, Chief. Are you going to tell me you didn’t have a particular woman…” He leaned in and read from the screen. “… ‘in a professional capacity’ in mind?”
Alec shrugged and said stubbornly,“No particular woman.”
“How about Tracy Sting?”
Tracy was a woman he’d met working a case, but they had lost touch. “Tracy flies all over the world for her job. Very hard to make things work when one of the partners is never in one place for more than a couple of days,” he grumbled.
Suddenly, his phone chimed and he cleared his throat, then picked up.“Yes, Madam Mayor,” he said.
“Chief, help me out here,” Charlene Butterwick’s melodious voice sounded over the airwaves. “There’s a couple of punks peeing in my gardenias. Do you think you could dissuade them from using my lovely flower beds as a urinal?”
He smiled.“Of course, Madam Mayor,” he said.
“What do I have to do to convince you that it’s Charlene, and not Madam Mayor?”
“As soon as you start calling me Alec, I’ll start calling you Charlene, Madam Mayor,” he said, his smile widening. Then he saw Chase’s grin and his smile vanished.
“Just get these kids out of my flowers, will you? I’d hate for visitors to see them. They’ll think we’re running a slum instead of the fine upstanding town that we are.”
“Will do, Madam Mayor,” he growled.
“Thanks, Chief.”
He replaced the receiver and glowered at his second-in-command.“What are you grinning at?”
“I think I know what lady you were referring to in your letter, Chief.”
“I have no idea what you’re talking about. Don’t you have work to do?”
“Yes, Chief,” said Chase, and made to leave his office.
His phone chimed again and he picked it up, quick as a flash.“I’m on it, Madam Mayor,” he said, then heard Odelia’s voice and relaxed. “Hey, honey. What can I do for you?”
“There’s been a murder, Uncle Alec. At Allison Gray’s place. It’s Kirk Weaver.”
“The cat whisperer?”
“One and the same. So you better get over here. Oh, and it looks like the niece did it? Mia Gray? But I know for a fact that she didn’t. Only, the witness in her defense is a cat, so that’s not going to make a big impression on the judge. So you better think of something.”
“Don’t worry, I will,” he promised her, then disconnected.
Chase, who’d been waiting by the door, asked, “What’s going on?”