Английский разговорный язык. Практическое пособие по развитию устной речи

Political correctness : You are associated with (the concept of «ownership» is a symbol of the phallocentric, war-mongering, intolerant past) two differently-aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non-specified gender.

Counter culture : Wow, dude, there\'s like… these two cows, man. You got to have some of this milk. Far out! Awesome!

Surrealism : You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

Japanese democracy : You have two cows. You give the milk to gangsters so they don\'t ask any awkward questions about who you\'re giving the milk to.

European federalism : You have two cows which cost too much money to care for because everybody is buying milk imported from some cheap east-European country and would never pay the fortune you\'d have to ask for your cows\' milk. So you apply for financial aid from the European Union to subsidise your cows and are granted enough subsidies. You then sell your milk at the former elevated price to some government-owned distributor which then dumps your milk onto the market at east-European prices to make Europe competitive. You spend the money you got as a subsidy on two new cows and then go on a demonstration to Brussels complaining that the European farm-policy is going to drive you out of your job.