"You mean this?" I asked, threshing my arm about like a tentacle, wincing as it made the pain ten times worse. "Dislocated. But I didn't get bitten."
Neither had Karl, I was now sure. Even newly infected humans have something about them that gives their condition away, and I can always pick it.
"Which means we can go and sit by the fence and wait till morning," I said cheerily. "You've done well."
Karl nodded wearily and got his hand under Susan's elbow, lifting her up. She wiped her mouth and the two of them walked slowly to the door.
I let them go first, which was kind of mean, because the VET have been known to harbour trigger-happy snipers. But there was no sudden death from above, so we walked over to the fence and then the two of them flopped down on the ground and Karl began to laugh hysterically.
I left them to it and wandered over to the gate.
"You can let me out now," I called to the sergeant. "My work here is almost done."
"No one comes out till after dawn," replied the guardian of the city.
"Except me," I agreed. "Check with Lieutenant Harman."
Which goes to show that I can read ID labels, even little ones on metal-mesh skinsuits.
The sergeant didn't need to check. Lieutenant Harman was already looming up behind him. They had a short but spirited conversation, the sergeant told Karl and Susan to stay where they were, which was still lying on the ground essentially in severe shock, and they powered down the gate for about thirty seconds and I came out.
Two medics came over to help me. Fortunately they were VET, not locals, so we didn't waste time arguing about me going to hospital, getting lots of drugs injected, having scans, etc. They fixed me up with a collar and cuff sling so my arm wasn't dragging about the place, I said thank you and they retired to their unmarked ambulance.
Then I wandered over to where Jenny was sitting on the far side of the silver truck, her back against the rear wheel. She'd taken off her helmet and balaclava, letting her bobbed brown hair spring back out into shape. She looked about eighteen, maybe even younger, maybe a little older. A pretty young woman, her face made no worse by evidence of tears, though she was very pale.
She jumped as I tapped a little rhythm on the side of the truck.
"Oh… I thought… aren't you meant to stay inside the… the cordon?"
I hunkered down next to her.
"Yeah, most of the time they enforce that, but it depends," I said. "How are you doing?"
"Me? I'm… I'm OK. So you got them?"
"We did," I confirmed. I didn't mention Mike. She didn't need to know that, not now.
"Good," she said. "I'm sorry… I thought I would be braver. Only when the time came…"
"I understand," I said.
"I don't see how you can," she said. "I mean, you went in, and you said you fight vampires all the time. You must be incredibly brave."
"No," I replied. "Bravery is about overcoming fear, not about not having it. There's plenty I'm afraid of. Just not vampires."
"We fear the unknown," she said. "You must know a lot about vampires."
I nodded and moved my flight bag around to get more comfortable. It was still unzipped, but the sides were pushed together at the top.
"How to fight them, I mean," she added. "Since no one really knows anything else. That's the worst thing. When my sister was in… infected and then later, when she was… was killed, I really wanted to know, and there was no one to tell me anything"
"What did you want to know?" I asked. I've always been prone to show-off to pretty girls. If it isn't surfing, it's secret knowledge. Though sharing the secret knowledge only occurred in special cases, when I knew it would go no further.
"Everything we don't know," sighed Jenny. "What are they, really? Why have they suddenly appeared all over the place in the last ten years, when we all thought they were just… just made-up."
"They're killing machines," I explained. "Bioengineered self-replicating guerilla soldiers, dropped here kind of by mistake a long time ago. They've been in hiding mostly, waiting for a signal or other stimuli to activate. Certain frequencies of radiowaves will do it, and the growth of cellphone use…"
"So what, vampires get irritated by cellphones?"
A smile started to curl up one side of her mouth. I smiled too, and kept talking.
"You see, way back when, there were these good aliens and these bad aliens, and there was a gigantic space battle-"
Jenny started laughing.
"Do you want me to do a personality test before I can hear the rest of the story?"
"I think you'd pass," I said. I had tried to make her laugh, even though it was kind of true about the aliens and the space battle. Only there were just bad aliens and even worse aliens, and the vampires had been dropped on Earth by mistake. They had been meant for a world where the nights were very long.
Jenny kept laughing and looked down, just for an instant. I moved at my highest speed-and she died laughing, the splinter working instantly on both human nervous system and the twenty-four-hours-old infestation of vampire nanoware.