Citizen in Spase. Stories / Гражданин в Космосе. Рассказы. Книга для чтения на английском языке

The bartender set a Tranai Special in front of Goodman. “Try to see this in terms of the general welfare. The government has to have some money. By collecting it this way, we can avoid the necessity of an income tax, with all its complicated legal and legislative apparatus. And in terms of mental health, it’s far better to extract money in a short, quick, painless operation than to permit the citizen to worry all year long about paying at a specific date.”

Goodman downed his drink and the bartender set up another.

“But,” Goodman said, “I thought this was a society based upon the concepts of free will and individual initiative.”

“It is,” the bartender told him. “Then surely the government, what little there is of it, has the same right to free will as any private citizen, hasn’t it?”

Goodman couldn’t quite figure that out, so he finished his second drink. “Could I have another of those? I’ll pay you as soon as I can.”

“Sure, sure,” the bartender said good-naturedly, pouring another drink and one for himself.

Goodman said, “You asked me what color his mask was. Why?”

“Black is the government mask color. Private citizens wear white masks.”

“You mean that private citizens commit robbery also?”

“Well, certainly! That’s our method of wealth distribution. Money is equalized without government intervention, without even taxation, entirely in terms of individual initiative.” The bartender nodded emphatically. “And it works perfectly, too. Robbery is a great leveler, you know.”

“I suppose it is,” Goodman admitted, finishing his third drink. “If I understand correctly, then, any citizen can pack a blaster, put on a mask, and go out and rob.”

“Exactly,” the bartender said. “Within limits, of course.”

Goodman snorted. “If that’s how it works, I can play that way. Could you loan me a mask? And a gun?”

The bartender reached under the bar. “Be sure to return them, though. Family heirlooms.”

“I’ll return them,” Goodman promised. “And when I come back, I’ll pay for my drinks.”

He slipped the blaster into his belt, donned the mask and left the bar. If this was how things worked on Tranai, he could adjust all right. Rob him, would they? He’d rob them right back and then some!

He found a suitably dark street corner and huddled in the shadows, waiting. Presently he heard footsteps and, peering around the corner, saw a portly, well-dressed Tranaian hurrying down the street.

Goodman stepped in front of him, snarling, “Hold it, buddy.”

The Tranaian stopped and looked at Goodman’s blaster. “Hmmm. Using a wide-aperture Drog 3, eh? Rather an old-fashioned weapon. How do you like it?”

“It’s fine,” Goodman said. “Hand over your —”

“Slow trigger action, though,” the Tranaian mused. “Personally, I recommend a Mils-Sleeven needler. As it happens, I’m a sales representative for Sleeven Arms. I could get you a very good price on a trade-in —”

“Hand over your money,” Goodman barked.

The portly Tranaian smiled. “The basic defect of your Drog 3 is the fact that it won’t fire at all unless you release the safety lock.” He reached out and slapped the gun out of Goodman’s hand. “You see? You couldn’t have done a thing about it.” He started to walk away.

Goodman scooped up the blaster, found the safety lock, released it and hurried after the Tranaian.

“Stick up your hands,” Goodman ordered, beginning to feel slightly desperate.

“No, no, my good man,” the Tranaian said, not even looking back. “Only one try to a customer. Mustn’t break the unwritten law, you know.”

Goodman stood and watched until the man turned a corner and was gone. He checked the Drog 3 carefully and made sure that all safeties were off. Then he resumed his post.

After an hour’s wait, he heard footsteps again. He tightened his grip on the blaster. This time he was going to rob and nothing was going to stop him.

“Okay, buddy,” he said, “hands up!”

The victim this time was a short, stocky Tranaian, dressed in old workman’s clothes. He gaped at the gun in Goodman’s hand.

“Don’t shoot, mister,” the Tranaian pleaded.

That was more like it! Goodman felt a glow of deep satisfaction.

“Just don’t move,” he warned. “I’ve got all safeties off.”

“I can see that,” the stocky man said cringing. “Be careful with that cannon, mister. I ain’t moving a hair.”

“You’d better not. Hand over your money.”

“Money?”

“Yes; your money, and be quick about it.”

“I don’t have any money,” the man whined. “Mister, I’m a poor man. I’m poverty-stricken.”

“There is no poverty on Tranai,” Goodman said sententiously.

“I know. But you can get so close to it, you wouldn’t know the difference. Give me a break, mister.”

“Haven’t you any initiative?” Goodman asked. “If you’re poor, why don’t you go out and rob like everybody else?”