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Please note: It is the policy of this administration to suspend any and all students who leave campus during school hours for WHATEVER REASON. Spring Fever is not an acceptable excuse for violating this school policy.

Student Injured by Globe

by Melanie Greenbaum

An AEHS student suffered an in-class injury yesterday due to a large globe that fell, or was dropped on his head. If it was

the latter, this reporter feels it necessary to ask: where was the adult supervision at the time said globe was dropped? And if it was the former, why is this administration allowing dangerous objects such as globes to be placed at heights from which they might fall and cause injury to our students? This reporter demands a thorough investigation.

Letters to the Editor:

To Whom it May Concern: The amount of malaise evidenced by the student body of this establishment is a personal embarrassment to me and a disgrace to our generation. While the students of Albert Einstein High School sit around, planning their Senior Prom and whining about their finals, people in Tibet are DYING. Yes, DYING. Clashes continue between the rebels and the Chinese military, making it impossible for many Tibetans to make even a meagre living.

But what is our government doing to help the people of Tibet? Nothing more than advising tourists to stay away. People, the Tibetans make their living from tourists who come to climb the Himalayas. Please do not listen to our government's warnings

to avoid Tibet. Encourage your parents to allow you to vacation there this summer - you'll be glad you did.

Lilly Moscovitz

AEHS Food Court Menu

compiled by Mia Thermopolis

Monday

Spicy Chix

Meatball Sub

Fr. Bread Pizza

Potato Bar

Fish Fingers

Tuesday

Nachos Deluxe

Indiv. Pizza

Chicken Patite

Soup & Sand.

Tuna in Pita

Wednesday

Italian Beef

Deli Bar

Burrito

Taco Salad Bar

Corndog/Pickle

Thursday

Fish Stix

Pasta Bar

Chicken Pharm.

Asian Bar

Corn/FF

Friday

Soft Pretzel

Buffalo Bites

Grilled Cheese

Bean Bar

Curly Fries

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Available to AEHS students at 50 cents/line

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Shop at Ho's Deli for all your school supply needs!

New this week: PAPER, BINDER CLIPS, TAPE.

Also Yu-Gi-Oh cards, Slimfast

For Sale:

One Fender precision bass, baby-blue, never been played.

With amp, how-to videos. Best Offer. Locker No. 345

Looking for Love:

Female frosh, loves romance/ reading, wants older boy who enjoys same.

Must be taller than 5'8", no mean people, non-smokers only,

musician preferred. NO METAL-HEADS, nice hands a must.

Email: Iluvromance@aehs.edu

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Personal to from BP to LM -I'm sorry for what I did, but I want you to know that I still love you.

PLEASE meet me by my locker after school today and allow me to express my devotion to you.

Lilly, you are my muse. Without you, the music is gone. Please don't let our love die this way.

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From CF to GD: YES!!!!!!!!!!!

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JR, I am SO excited about the prom, I can't STAND it, we are going to have SO MUCH FUN.

I feel SO SORRY for the rejects who aren't going to the prom. Isn't that just too bad for them?

They'll be sitting around at home while you and I are DANCING THE NIGHT AWAY!

I love you SOOOOOOOO much. LW

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LW - Right back atcha, babe -JR

Wednesday, May 7, Algebra

Well, I did it. I can't say it went over very well - in fact, it did not go over AT ALL well. But I did it. No one can say

I didn't do EVERYTHING POSSIBLE to try to get my boyfriend to take me to his prom.

Oh, God, but WHY did it have to be LANA WEINBERGER???? WHY???? I mean, ANYBODY else -Melanie Greenbaum, even. But no. It had to be Lana. I had to grovel to LANA WEINBERGER.

Oh, God, my skin is still crawling.

She was so not receptive to my offer, either. You would have thought I was asking her to strip naked and sing the school

song in the middle of lunch (no, wait - Lana probably wouldn't mind doing that).

I got to class early, because I know Lana usually likes to get there before the second bell to make a few calls on her mobile. There she was, all right, the only person in the room, yakking away to someone named Sandy about her prom dress - she

really did get a black ofF-one-shoulder one with a butterfly hem from Nicole Miller (I so hate her). Anyway, I went up to her - which I think was VERY brave of me considering every time I fall under Lana's radar she makes some catty personal remark about my physical appearance. But whatever. I just stood there next to her desk while she yammered into the phone, until she finally realized I wasn't going away. Then she went, 'Hold on a minute, will you, Sandy? There's a ... person who wants something.' Then she held the phone away from her face, looked up at me with those big baby blues of hers, and went, 'WHAT?'