Killer Pancake

There was a sudden pop. I looked incredulously at the top of the sales ledger. It had been torn … it had been shot.

Dusty looked over her shoulder and grabbed me.

Pop! went another bullet, smack into the glass case containing makeup. The glass shattered and tan-colored stuff began to spill down the shelves. What in the …?

“Move away from that book, Dusty,” said Harriet’s voice.

Holding me tight either to protect herself or me, Dusty let out a small shriek. Together, we stumbled backward. I couldn’t see Reggie Hotchkiss.

Harriet was holding a small gun. She shot at my hand that had pulled the ledger down off the counter. I dropped the book and dived into the aisle.

“What the hell, Harriet!” Dusty crawled over to my side and glared at the other saleswoman. “What the hell is the matter with you? Put that down! We weren’t doing anything. Go away!” she yelled at Reggie, who was advancing down the aisle. “Reggie, help! We’ve got a gun here!”

Reggie shouted something unintelligible and ran toward the exit. I started to crab-walk sideways toward the entrance of the shoe department.

“You just had to know,” said Harriet acidly as she came steadily toward me. “Questioning Nick. Sucking up to Dusty. Going after Reggie. You said he was the one who knew too much. That’s why I told him to come here this morning. But it’s you. And now you’re getting into the printouts. Did you view the films, too?”

“Put the gun away, Harriet!” Dusty yelled. “Look out, Goldy!”

Harriet pivoted and strode toward Dusty. Again the little gun went pop.

“You bitch!” shouted Dusty. Crimson blossomed on the sleeve of her Mignon smock. “You shot my arm! God-damn you!” Holding her arm, Dusty scrabbled toward Shoes.

I tried to move my legs, to get them underneath me. Harriet turned back and walked carefully in my direction. Why couldn’t I move? Why did my hands and feet tingle? I knew foods … I knew poisons … Something grown right near here.

“Hemlock,” I said as loudly as I could as she neared me once again. “You put hemlock in the muffins. You made them and were waiting to give them to Reggie after he blabbed about all he’d learned about Mignon. Only, he didn’t know anything.”

“Right,” said Harriet, and fired again.

I thanked God she was a lousy shot when the bullet ripped through the upholstery of one of the seats in the shoe department A deafening clang split the air. Someone—Dusty?—had tripped the fire alarm. Startled, Harriet whipped around, momentarily distracted, and I grunted ferociously and mustered every bit of strength to bring my legs underneath me. I was only five steps away from the escalator. With the few people left in the store now heading for the exits, I floundered toward the moving steps. Where was I going? My body was going numb. Was it the hemlock? Or had Harriet actually shot me? Where the hell was Security? It felt as if I were being taken over by Novocain. I’d figure out what to do if I could just get to the second floor. The steps moved. I tried to duck.

Harriet was whirling around, confused. Looking for me. I went lower on the steps, under the escalator’s metal railing. Had she seen me? Hard to tell. I felt my heart beating as I thought hard. The sales figures: Harriet had been the leading sales associate, but Claire had been closing in fast on her, according to what Dusty had shown me in the ledger. Claire had reported her client cards had been stolen. I knew who had committed the theft. And maybe it was the theft of the client cards that Nick Gentileschi had seen on the tapes. Or perhaps he’d seen, on closeup, who it was that was carefully palming cash receipts and giving herself the stolen refunds, while charging the returns to other associates’ numbers.

Half prone, I scrambled up the cold metal steps of the escalator, which seemed to be moving with preternatural slowness toward the second floor. Yes, Harriet knew the ins and outs of this business. She knew what Nick Gentileschi was up to behind the mirrors in the women’s fitting room. She’d probably offered to trade her knowledge of his illegal activities for his silence and the photos of Babs. It wouldn’t have been too hard for Harriet to convince Mr. Kinky Gentileschi that she was willing to have some kind of interesting encounter up in the blind. Hell, she’d probably offered to bribe him in the way he enjoyed best. Then she’d put the incriminating photos in his pocket, I wagered, to implicate the Braithwaites in his death.

“Goldy!” Harriet shouted. “I just want to talk to you!”

Yeah, sure. Like when she followed us down to the mall to see where Claire parked so that she could order her out to get something from her car. Like when she threw bleach water on me when I’d started snooping around. Or when she’d watched outside my house, so she could see if I headed down for the mall and the telltale printout sometime, maybe early in the morning, when she wasn’t personally working at the cosmetics counter.